Wasn’t he in the KKK?
Oh, wait, wrong Byrd…
If it occurred before yesterday, it never happened.
We have always been at war with Eastsesame.
Was Mr. Snuffleupagus an anchor baby?! News at 11!
Millions of Grouches Storm Southern Border!!!
Oh, Ted Cruz is angry at Big Bird
Even though it may seem quite absurd
"I’ll tweet and tweet my hot take views
Then repeat them later on Fox News"
'Cause Ted Cruz is a person in your Twitter feed
In your Twitter feed
He’s in your Twitter feed
Ted Cruz is a person in your Twitter feed
A person that will tweet each day
< golf clap >
Oh thank Og; I googled that and it’s not a real headline. Yet, anyways.
How did it end up like this? That I have to google that to be sure it’s actually a joke?!?
I’ve read many times that far-right conservatives are angry at and suspicious of higher education To those people I say: You have been heard! Bari Weiss Starts A 'University' With David Mamet's Help
I would be happy to give Ted the Big Bird. On from each hand.
Almost certainly Ted Cruz HAS made those reservations, because by many accounts Texas will be seeing a repetition of the 2020-21 winter’s outages and deaths, this coming winter:
A spectre is haunting Congress…and molting all over those members disingenuously fund-raising on “Big-Bird is a Commie”.
Rep. Paul Gosar tweets photoshopped anime video showing him killing Rep. Ocasio-Cortez and attacking President Biden:
Wanna bet such a thing from an ordinary citizen would result in an unpleasant visit from the Secret Service?
’ Wait! Aren’t you even going to cavity search me? I think I might have a gun up there!’
Rep. Paul Gosar
I like some of the quotes -
Eric Swalwell’s tweet was pretty good:
I just like the ring of that phrase, I guess. Incisive, vivid, gruesome, spot on. 
I’m sure that will go as well as the last time a prominent conservative started his own university.
I seem to recall the right being shocked - shocked, I tell you - at Kathy Griffin’s faux beheading of Trump*. I’m sure they will be just as shocked at this.
*Which was in spectacularly poor taste, to be sure.
Can you imagine having to go to work with someone like this? I feel so bad for AOC. Nobody should have to put up with this sort of harassment.
The more I think about this, the more angry I feel.
I know she’s not this way, which is good, But me? I’d catch Gosar alone in the House elevator, and say, “Do you have your sword? I have a knife…wanna see?” And give him the killing look.
The right wing? Is that the one big bird got the injection in?