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One I’ve come up with is:
Rent a man a Car and he drives for a day
Teach a man to hot-wire, and he drives for a lifetime.
My brother has been looking to open up a business selling afterlife insurance.
Demented Ornery Per— hey, stop hitting me
Elvis on velvet, stand the heck back! Stupid site demanded that I sign up before I could look - I gave my address as email@email.com, so the rest of you will have to be even MORE creative.
Dan
The FBI has raided the home of Lauren Boebert’s former campaign manager in an investigation into election tampering, in which she is accused of leaking election machine passwords to a blog.
The Florida legislature is moving to abolish the city of Key West after its residents voted to block cruise ships from stopping there.
Just out of curiosity I looked up the population of Key West: 26,444 as of April 2020. Not huge but certainly big enough for a city and too much for an unincorporated area (especially a relatively compact and well-defined one).
I live less than two miles from unincorporated Orangevale, California, which has a population of over 30,000. Orangevale is next to unincorporated Fair Oaks, which has a population of over 28,000.
Wow, how common is that kind of thing? I’m guessing not very.
Well, here we go. Alabama Congressman Gary Palmer is praising all of the benefits his constituents will be getting from the infrastructure bill. The bill he voted against.
Everyone notices Wilford Brimley, but my favorite detail is Trump crushing the head of the “Don’t Tread on Me” snake under the heel of his fascist government jackboot. Apparently a thing conservatives approve of now!
Or perhaps a Luca Brasi take.
GIve a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, give some fish a man and they’ll eat for a month.
That isn’t the “Don’t Tread On Me” snake. It’s his cousin Murray, who sometimes poses as the Serpent in religious iconography.
What’s he doing in a Jon McNaughton painting, you ask? Hey, a gig’s a gig!
Oh for the love of Wendy, this bloated doofus…
Pissed, Schlaphead, that PBS Newshour has dumped your horribly non-pundit ass for several years now (with there never having been ANY liklihood of you ever being invited back)?
His tweet…
“What race is Ernie is Bert? You are insane PBS and we should stop funding you.”
…reads like a tantrumming grade three’er still trying to grapple with the issue of race.
Or just a racist illiterate.
That’s definitely Leslie Nielsen, third from left. And of course, far right - the always sublime Brock Linahan.
In the “Forgotten Man” painting, with Obama callously standing on what I’m sure was a Very Patriotic Piece of Parchment, I like buddy behind him, crouched forward, with his hands outward, like he’s expecting…
…?
Maybe let’s not got there.
Dang-it I’m glad they decided yesterday to ramp up (or well, continue, anyway) investigation into this POS. Not sure if I’m the only one who needed a re-fresher on some of the key details on her, as well as Q-God Ron Watkins’ involvement:
The poor, besieged woman has compared Colorado to NAZI GERMANY!!! 
But we (and the heathen Chinese) are taking care of that with climate change even as I type this. We’ll be growing wheat in Yukon soon,
More slime out of of human impersonator Matt Gaetz’s facehole:
“He deserves a not guilty verdict, and I sure hope he gets it because you know what, Kyle Rittenhouse would probably make a pretty good congressional intern,” Gaetz said. “We may reach out to him and see if he’d be interested in helping the country in additional ways.”
Yeah, and the could hire Rittenhouse mother for their PR person.
To be fair Gaetz is always willing to find positions for young people on his staff, especially those willing to cross state lines for some group action.
“I don’t hate anybody. I’m just saying that LGBTQ and any of those organizations make people upset.” - Randy Bunch
So do Trump supporters, dumbass!
How can you be so intolerant?