THANK YOU 
It’s standard Little Kid Logic: The fight didn’t start until he hit me back.
These days, whenever I see Lindell, I find myself waiting for the denouement , when he says “I may be a scwewy wabbit, but I’m not going to Alcatwaz!.”
I believe the correct response to “LGBTQ things make people mad, so I’m against it” is “Fuck your feelings, snowflake.”
Visiting that site I’m having serious Poe’s law issues. Things like D.U.M.B. somewhat re-assure me that its all just tongue in cheek, ironic humor, but then up until recently I would have thought the same thing about the notion of JFK Jr. faking his own death. The site plays it very straight, and I suspect that a lot of their business comes from people who take it seriously.
It was the other board member’s statement that got my goat.
“Do we want Muslims moving into our county?” Ulsh asked, before citing an internet conspiracy theory — thoroughly debunked by Snopes.com — that a Muslim man had been arrested on U.S. soil with a 30-year blueprint for taking over America.
Like an LGBTQ organization in a tiny western Pennsylvania county would have any connection to a Muslim takeover of the US – even if that CT was true.
That’s just what they want you to think! Also there’s a new McNaughton painting out-visit at your peril. https://jonmcnaughton.com/
It’s guys like McNaughton who are giving the word “patriot” a bad meaning.
MTG doesn’t understand why a Congressman from New York would be the minority chair of the Homeland Security committee. I guess she never heard of 9/11.
Matt Schlapp says that PBS is insane and should be defunded because Sesame Street introduced an Asian American muppet.
Oh, God. I looked at that and my first thought was “What’s Wilford Brimley doing in there with those ex-presidents?” before I realized it was supposed to be Teddy Roosevelt.
Interesting artistic choice to replace the Republican Supreme Leader of the Allied Forces with the Democrat Guy Who Lost PT-109.
One of the other “Patriotic Paintings” is “Teach a Man to Fish”, with Trump apparently teaching a man to fish.
Does Trump himself know how to fish? I’ve never seen him doing it, or heard about it. I could believe Trump teaching a man to Golf, but that wouldn’t have the same ring to it.
I could see him enrolling a man in his [America-Hating Fuckstick] University Extension Courses to learn how to be a Golfing Champion. ($30,000 per semester, plus course materials and greens fees.)
Teaching a man How To Cheat at Golf.
Who gets to explain to Greene that New York is indeed a border state, or perhaps explain that the United States has more than one border? Or perhaps that Katko’s district sits along the border?
Ix-nay on the Anada-cay order-bay!
Not that any of us are trying to sneak into the US right now, but we want to preserve that as an option for future winters…
One manipulation of that phrase I’ve heard is
Build a man a fire, and he’s warm for the evening.
Set a man on fire, and he’s warm for the rest of his life.
I can definitely see Trump doing that!
Maxim 21: Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he’s lucky just to be alive, and he’ll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.
“Build”? No no no no NO!
You sell him the fire. Using a Daily Fire Subscription model. Then send him pestering e-mails about how the Democrats want to ban fire, so he should sign up for even more Daily Fire!™ just to stick it to those libs.
You guys scare me.
