It was the 11th. Veterans Day. So … I mean … well, Republican Logic is kind of an oxymoron. You can cause yourself significant physical harm trying to suss it. Perhaps they have some other line of thought that leads to that conclusion. I just grabbed the least painful one I could find.
He undoubtedly contracted it from one of those dirty, disease-ridden Mexicans, likely while he was being forced under orders to transport them to cities in Republican states and cause their COVID numbers to be falsely inflated.
That’s how I knew the whole Dallas thing was a hoax. What, JFK Jr. is just supposed to show up somewhere for free? Mark my words, when he does come back, it’ll be on pay-per-view.
And nothing of value was lost…
So, just ball-parking here - wouldn’t a “in the line of duty” designation open up some sort of liability claim against the Border Patrol agency?
We need to put that caption over a pic of Chevy Chase doing Weekend Update circa 1975.
Abbott and Costello’s estates should sue:
Arroyo: “I was watching an episode of “You” where measles came up.”
Ingraham: Wait, when did I mention measles?
Arroyo: I don’t know. It was on “You.”
Ingraham: What was on me? What are you talking about?..
(etc)
Posssibly Poe’s law at work, but I bet that that was scripted.
The latest from the pillow guy; next week on Tuesday (which, being November 23rd, is also the next time JFK Jr. is scheduled to stick his head out from the grassy knoll to check whether he can see his own shadow), 30 states, including blue states, will sue the Supreme Court demanding Loser Donald be reinstated.
I see an opening for a Hermain Cain revival tour - with pizza.
Wasn’t he going to be delivering a lawsuit to the Supreme Court today? Or is that next week?
I’m losing track of all the CTs.
I would ask how suing the Supreme Court would result in Donald Trump being reinstated but the answer is “Forget it, Jake - it’s Crazytown”.
Wrong chart.
Yes, that one makes much more sense.
Wait, that made more sense? Oh, dear, I’ve done something horribly wrong.
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@Gyrate I love that one. A person could get (and has gotten) lost in there.
I love D.U.M.B. – Deep Underground Military Base.
There are some other free charts at www.deepundergroundmappingproject.com
Those people are imaginative and disturbed. They’d make great Dopers.
Good description for this board, but I prefer “Demented and sad, but social”.
When mental illness meets a shoe box full of cocaine.
You know what pisses me off the most about that bigot? The whole “I don’t hate gays, but LGBTQ things make people mad, so I’m against it.” line of thinking.
It is literally “I’m not a bigot, I’m just making sure bigots get what they want.” as though this is somehow better.