NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

Or he’ll hire a crisis actor that looks like him to pretend to die.

From article:

At least there was pluck in there. Somewhere.

Not pluck. Spunk.

I"m afraid the end game here is going to be a lot like Jonestown. A large number of Q people will end up being told to off themselves. And some will actually do it.

I won’t believe it if it happens. Probably a false flag operation. Prove me wrong!

If they do it before the next election it could make a difference. Between that and Covid we could really thin the herd.

Some of them are going to be alive, but too sick from long covid to go to the polls themselves. Too bad their Republican reps will prevent them from voting by mail.

My bold.

Yeah, forced. If they so much as raised their heads, QAnon security pointed those big ol’ guns at them and told them to LIE THE FUCK DOWN!

My bold.

To this I say, “Boo fucking hoo.”

:musical_note: :violin: (tiny violin)

They will use Qrisis actors.

aRizona govner Steve [insulting wordplay on his last name] orders flags be flown at half mast for the border guard who died in the line of duty … of … wait, what?

Doug Douchey. Say his name!

:slight_smile:

Can’t access the link (stupid European data rules) but the actual link itself answers the question anyway.

Unless he contracted COVID while on duty, he did not die “in the line of duty”.

cite

And if he did nothing to protect himself (vaccinate) then he was derelict and contributed to his own death.

If he went rock climbing on his own time and ignored advice from experienced climbers, used an old frayed rope from his garage and plummeted to his death…. That’s about equivalent. We would not then talk about “he died in the line of duty”. We’d call him a dumbass.

Oh, I get it. Did not notice this before. The date on the story. His death was “in the line of duty” entirely because it was announced last Thursday.

I still don’t get it. Could you unpack the “logic” leading to the characterization?

I don’t get it. I just don’t get it. I understand that you’re (not Id, the idiQts that went to Dalas) excited that the great savior was going to be propelled back into office by a not-dead JFK Jr., but if you can’t afford airfare to Dallas, and driving was too far, WHY THE @#$^ DID YOU GO?

Because when the Messiah comes, all debts/usury will be cancelled?

You have to admit that such an event would be a huge, history making, once in a lifetime/generation/millennium event if it occurred.

These morons are so getting trolled by qannon. I think I saw it here on the SDMB -

One college kid to another while sitting in front of a computer - “Now see if you can get them to flap their arms and cluck like a chicken”