There’s no way Trump would have paid for those things when so many were given for free.
How do you think he got to be a billionaire in the first place?
By lying about it?
Kamala Harris bought a pan. How dare she?
Shocking. With my own money, I just bought a pan for my wife, and I might wear a tan suit. Guess I’d better give myself up now.
My god! I haven’t been so scandalized since I found out that Pelosi buys Jenni’s ice cream!
Uh-oh! The Muppets are now on the Republicans’ shit list. Who’s next? Mickey Mouse? I’m guessing The Tooth Fairy is already out.
Republicans have expanded their list of people to hate on to include muppets. Last Thursday, the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) posted not one but two tweets that barred Elmo, Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie from attending their conference. That’s right: CPAC took to Twitter to remind fictional characters they were not invited to a conference they have never been invited to before. While they are wacky enough not to need a reason to randomly tweet at puppets, these conservatives were allegedly triggered by a tweet shared by Big Bird’s Twitter account encouraging children to be vaccinated.
“I got the COVID-19 vaccine today!” Big Bird’s tweet read. “My wing is feeling a little sore, but it’ll give my body an extra protective boost that keeps me and others healthy.”
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My bold.
Serious question: do y’all think the Pubs know that Muppets are imaginary creatures, i.e., puppets?? That they aren’t actual, you know, people?
Why not? They’ve been called muppets (in the British sense of damned ignorant fools) so many times.
That’s an insult to Muppets.
And thus setting up liberal groups to counter by actually inviting the Muppets to their events.
I was wondering if this was maybe a misinterpretation of a vague statement that they didn’t want people dressed as Sesame Street characters, or people wearing Sesame Street apparel showing up.
No, they were specific.
Big Bird got a covid vaccination. Republican stupidity necessarily followed.
I texted my maganut and asked if he watched the Tucker Rittenhouse interview. He has no but Kyle had said he supported BLM and he’s held hostage to the Bolsheviks, we’re supposed to let communists murder us. I can’t make sense of that.
Tell maganut that you support Kyle’s important theoretical contributions to Rittical Race Theory, @SuntanLotion.
Yeah, and tell him that Trump suckers are Bullshitviks.
And the now and forever true:
‘Donald Trump got 700 of his supporters to attack the capital and he left them hanging high and dry. He didn’t pay for a single dime of their defense. He didn’t say anything in support of them, just left *all * of them to get federal felony counts, bankrupting many of his supporters. While he gets away absolutely free. And you know this is true.’
‘How much money did you give so he could go 1-62 on election theft court decisions’?
Also ask if maganut is STILL having his checking/credit accounts drained monthly? 
‘Do you need credit counseling? Dial 1-800-MAGANUT today!’
Shouldn’t that be “1-900-MAGANUT”? Can’t be givin’ out that good advice for free.
You guys always cheer me up with your humor. My acquaintance is on disability. He claims it’s for his asthma, but…maganut is the only way to describe him. He only listens to Alex Jones and some jerk called Salty cracker. I think he told me Armaud Arbery was seen in an empty house so of course you’re supposed to shoot someone who does that. I hesitate to call him. Republican, he probably prefers Constitutionalist.