NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

The image link has to have “.jpg” or “png” or the like at the end of it. Sometimes you can try different places and find one, but often I wind up taking a screen capture and uploading it to imjur. I found this version at Baptist News Global. I’m sure Jesus approves.

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The flag desecration is a nice touch. Nothing says “patriotic” like desecrating the flag.

If you’re a lefty, that shit will get you arrested!
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(I myself don’t have a problem with flag desecration, but with the double standard.)

Ah, dear Abbie.:liberia:

Is it just me, or does the girl on the right of the photo look like Kelly Bundy from early episodes of Married With Children?

They didn’t have any problem with Trump treating the flag like he treats women.

Follow-up on Rep. Massie (R-KY) posting that Xmas pic of his whole family with the big guns:

Charlie Sykes, conservative Bulwark editor, on MSNBC with host Lindsey Reiser, calls the photo a “dick pic”.

I didn’t notice that it was a flag at first.

I thought they’d Found Waldo.

And they’re wearing his skin.

I’m sure the Prince of Peace approves.

But not as smart.

Four families will have vacant seats for Christmas dinner and this douche bag does this. Appalling. He needs to FOADIAF.

Re: Charlie Sykes calls Rep. Massie’s photo a dick pic: Sorry, I forgot to include a link. Here:

The fact that Massie is holding an M60 has, itself, drawn some comments:

Wikipedia says it’s legal to own IF modifed so that it can’t be re-modified from a semi-automatic to automatic.

But someone with so tiny a dick is likely to have taken steps to acquire the automatic version, one might reasonably surmise.

I was wondering if they’d gone some place to rent those weapons. By my count, at least four of them are (or should be) fully automatic. Aside from the M60, the short barreled Uzi should be a submachine gun (the civilian semi-auto versions usually have longer barrels for legal reasons). The Thompson submachine gun, well, it’s right there in the name. And the person standing on the far right side of the picture has what looks to be an original M16, which would also be capable of fully automatic fire.

Are these people so hard core that they went out of their way to acquire four weapons of this type? Seems unlikely to me, but then, I’m not a crazy-ass republican.

What I do know for sure is, it would be a lot easier to just rent those guns. Hell, I’ve even been in a place in Las Vegas where you can do just that, except maybe for the M60. I know they had an M249, though, so an M60 wouldn’t be that surprising.

Is it also possible that they’re nonfunctional replicas? It’s not like the photo shows them shooting them, and they wouldn’t need to be very good fakes to work for a posed photo.

It’s probably a special MAGA photo studio that keeps such props on hand for those heart-warming family portraits.

You can’t really blame them for posting this sort of picture right after a mass shooting. If they waited until there weren’t any mass shootings they’d never get the picture posted.

Probably more than one such studio, to keep up with the demand.

Dan

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You can’t really blame them for posting this sort of picture right after a mass shooting. If they waited until there weren’t any mass shootings they’d never get the picture posted.
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" until there weren’t any mass shootings " ? Shit, maybe they’d have to wait a week.

Dan