Careful about radiation source, though. I was unhappy not to become a giant radioactive crab with superpowers, and I’d hate to see what radioactive supervillain MT would turn into.
And if there was a free vaccine that would keep you from dying of cancer, you’d be a fucking idiot not to take it.
That belongs in her Twitter feed.
Isn’t that how the Pandemic started in I Am Legend? Maybe MTG thinks that’s a future documentary.
Of course, the Republicans are, in fact, opposed to vaccines that keep you from dying of cancer. Have we already forgotten the “controversy” over HPV?
All the Trumplicans decrying measures taken to combat a CONTAGIOUS DISEASE have displayed this ignorance of the fact that CONTAGIOUS DISEASE differs from pregnancy, cancer, etc. We’ve seen this from Ted Cruz, Lauren Boebert, Don Jr., the Fox News liars, and many others.
Some of them probably actually are that stupid.
Others (like, presumably, Cruz) simply believe that those listening to them are that stupid. And of course, that’s likely to be correct reasoning on their part.
(examples:)
That may be the most fuktup family xmas photo I will ever see.
Joe Biden was executed before the election even happened, and the “nurses” who treat people for covid are really witches doing Satan’s work.
Ah… remember the days of nimble-talkin’ Governor Biden? Good times; good times.
What would crab-based superpowers even be, walking sideways and tasting really good with clarified butter?
Armor Scavenge:
Well, yeah, and that’s just for starters! I see some really superior scuttling in the picture as well.
And me without a grenade.
Yikes that Hallmark-y family X-Mas pic is some really blind-siding shit, especially given recent crap.
Cueing our favourite power couple, the McCloskeys, sporting santa caps by the hearth, clutching their dear yuletide glocks, or maybe the Mr. can be a little sporty with a Walther MP Uzi (.22 lr)
ETA:
Er sorry I meant those 3-guage kiln guns you can get at certain Costcos.
Hey, they hunted and killed that Christmas tree themselves. Let them have their moment.
Loser Donald fails double negatives and, accidentally telling the truth for once, declares that he and his fans are stupid and corrupt.
Do you want to turn Empty Greene into a supervillain? Because that’s how you turn Empty Greene into a supervillain.
No argument there.
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Ol’ Joe “Nimble” Biden is what he was called by everyone, as you well recall.
This is John Bennett — the chair of the Oklahoma Republican Party. Christmas photo with ALL THE GUNZ. For some reason, I can’t get the image or preview into the post.