Well, he certainly stuck out, at least.
Oh, I disagree, I think we should flog Boebert’s husband’s exposed penis for all it’s worth! He’s the one who wanted exposure, yah?
See, I was trying to launch a series of bad bowling-related puns. Should have added an emoji or two. 
Spare us.
Do you think he’s into pain? And how much do you think it’s worth, considering where it’s been?
She liked the way he polished his balls.
It’s a family of turkeys.
Why? Are you feeling crowded? 
He certainly crossed the foul line.
Maybe he was feeling all Jesusy
$200K! That makes these photos even more insane/stupid, because every thief in KY or CO has to be wondering what kind of home burglar alarms these folks have.
Can you guess the political parties of Attorney General Eric Schmitt and Judge Daniel Green of the Cole County Circuit Court? I know you can.
As for Missouri:
Alternative Simpson’s link indicating my take on the health Departments reaction to Eric Schmidt’s orders.
That sounds like something that would be right up your… that you’d be good at.
I wonder if they have one of those “COME AND TAKE IT” signs posted, opening a novel line of legal defense for such a theft.
200 grand for such a POS weapon? Man.
Sounds like an “attractive nuisance.”
What would you recommend? What does the Israeli army use, besides not something derived from a Wehrmacht weapon?
The inches it adds to your wang are priceless.
The FN-MAG/M-240, which is the same machine gun the U.S. military now uses. Even though they use the same ammo, weigh basically the same, and were developed at around the same time, the M-240 is a solid, reliable weapon, and the M-60… isn’t. It took them a while, but the Americans were smart enough to eventualy realize their mistake and change to something better.