NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

I was really hoping the culprit turned out to be a Mike Lindell fan who thought Fox News wasn’t doing enough to restore Trump to office.

I burning your goat!

David Perdue, who lost his 2020 Senate election, has announced he’s running as the Individual 1-baptized choice for Governor, over current Republican governor Brian Kemp. So Perdue has just now, a year after the election, suing for a recount of the 2020 ballots.

I have a small Gävlebocken a friend if Sweden sent me. He told me I was supposed to burn it, but I just couldn’t. I’ve had it over 20 years now.

If it were a straw burro, and you set it on fire, would that be an ass burn, like you get from proper Mexican food?

But can you tell a burro from a burrow?

ISWYDT.

Oh come on discourse, let me say that.

All your goat are belong to us.

It’s more embarrassing to get stuck in a burro.

Not if you don’t know your ass from a hole in the… oh, never mind.

“…but you burn one goat…”

But is Gävelbocken the Greatest Of All Time?

Alex Jones says the tornados the other day were created by a Biden weather weapon.

Is that guy still making mouth noises?

Here’s the key quote:

ETA: What’s with the conservative fixation on legitimacy? In fact, what do they think it means, to be “legitimate”?

Why would fiercely independent liberal hating Texicans allow Biden to turn off the power?

Why do I even ask?

That’s a legitimate question…

Those Jewish space lasers gotta be good for something

How did Biden get ahold of these weapons that Trump didn’t have access to them when he was POTUS?

The Deep State. The answer is always The Deep State.

Come on, we all know The Weather Force was entirely anti-Trump. Hell, Trump himself had to push back on them when they provided a map of a projected hurricane path that Trump knew was wrong. To this day, The Weather Force speaks with trepidation of Sharpie Day.