NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

They weren’t shouting Fed, Fed, Fed, it was Let’s go Brandon!

Yeah, we know.

Live boy. An underage live boy.

And a dead girl.

Or likely that you see negative on something unbiased. Part of your personality.

Sen. Graham is just a craven remora that just follows the largest shark it can find, in hope of getting some scraps.

Why is it always goats, I ask you? Give sheep a chance!

Sheep are noble creatures that wouldn’t give a goat-fucker, like Carlson the time of day.

  • -Maus Magill, grandson of a sheep farmer.

From Wiki.

Although it was initially believed that remoras fed off particulate matter from the host’s meals, this has been shown to be false; in reality, their diets are composed primarily of host feces.

Makes even more sense.

On a side note, have you ever seen Black Sheep? And what did you think of it?

All we are saying, is…

Black Sheep Matter!

LOL, The Lincoln Project has already made use of Ted Cruz’s groveling apology to Fucker Carlson:

Hey, bananas and inner tubes are hard to come by in these times.

A former Michigan state House speaker has been accused by his sister-in-law of sexually assaulting her while she was a teen. This occurred at the school his father owned and he taught at.
The guy was previously fined for trying to carry a gun on a plane, and left his most recent job after anti-gay comments became public.

Thinking he can get away with this is, hopefully, stupid:

So, the same trick used by shady construction companies since forever -

  1. Do shoddy work.
  2. Get sued.
  3. Declare bankruptcy and close up shop.
  4. Open up under a new name.
  5. Rinse, lather, repeat.

The Texas GOP defends long lines at polling places:

If you can wait in line for a covid test, you can wait in line to vote. https://twitter.com/TexasGOP/status/1479529037949292549/photo/1

Of course, there are no lines in Republican neighborhoods. Just a coincidence, I’m sure.

In today’s crossword a clue was, “Rand Paul and Ted Cruz.”
“Assholes” were a fit but somehow didn’t quite match up with the other clues / letters.

And believe me, I tried.