I would swear that’s a made up joke
This was a topic I saw on another message board a week or so ago, with the rumor going around that it was happening here. In rural high schools. In a state that went 53% for Trump in 2020, that overwhelmingly re-elected a Trump sycophant as governor.
And some people in that thread believed it was actually happening. They claimed school administrators were so afraid of being sued for “civil rights” reasons that they went along with putting litter boxes in the schools. 
Oh for crying out loud! Are they serious!?! I knew I should have started a cult. The things some people believe.
Meanwhile on Fox News, Untersturmführer Carlson is outraged that the M&Ms mascots aren’t sexy enough anymore, declaring, and I quote; “M&Ms will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing and totally androgynous. Until the moment you wouldn’t want to have a drink with any one of them. That’s the goal. When you are totally turned off, we’ve achieved equity. They’ve won.”
It’s because he wants to date the female one.
I was going to say something like that. Too much time on his hands
Read the article and you’ll find that his specific complaint about the green M&M is she’s not wearing sexy boots anymore.
He’s basically confessing to having a foot fetish for a cartoon piece of candy.
And that actually doesn’t surprise me
Fox News:
ARE YOU OUTRAGED YET?
“Just because I had my hand in the cookie jar don’t mean I was taking cookies.”
He pointed to his activities half a century ago, marching with King and watching LBJ sign the voting rights act. Because no one ever changes their outlook over the course of 50+ years.
(Though, TBF, I have not changed much since those days.)
When was the last time he denounced believers of the Big Lie again?
Fucker Carlson is all upset that the brown M&M isn’t sexy enough for him any more.
Wisconsin Republican gets roasted after posting that he can’t read the “instructions” on the N95 masks Pelosi sent out to every Congressional office.
1-It’s a KN95 not an N95
2-The picture in the post is a certificate, not instructions
3-They’re bilingual in both Chinese and English.
4-People wondered if he really needed instructions to put on a mask.
“The human body has three orifices that emit gas. The mask covers two of them. Try not to talk out of the third.”
Just wait till he starts tirading about them making animal crackers less sexy.
I can’t believe he is admitting he ever found the brown M&M sexy. What’s up with that?
That… is the real ick factor, right there.
I hope to hell that M&M let’s him know that their cartoon candies aren’t designed for his sexual gratification.
The brown one? Everyone knows that the green M&M is the slutty one.
A federal judge has ordered the University of Florida to stop trying to prevent professors from testifying against the state.