NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

Yes… but the brown one…?? Brown M&Ms should go back where they came from, amirite? Or at least do the house/yard work and keep in their place.

Nope. That’s one of their kinks. Don’t have a cite handy, but I recall a survey that showed that Black on White porn, either way, was more popular in the redneck states than it was elsewhere.

To clarify, I didn’t grasp your meaning re the “brown one” at the time I replied with my comment. I was saying that if he finds any cartoon M&M sexy, that’s just weirdly icky.

An acknowledgement that the Civil War was a huge mistake. Sources tell us Jeffrerson Davis was hoodwinked. Put it behind them and get on with the parallel societies.

They came from the shithole countries.

“Weirdly icky” is his middle name. Or maybe his real name.

Paywalled for me; here’s other sources:

I just read, on the place with the stuff, that the candy company has announced a new M&M just for Tucker, with an all-white carapace, extra bitter flavor, and prone to melting down when mixed with other colours.

:clap:

Seven New Hampshire Republican state representatives sponsored a state constitutional amendment to secede from the Union.

The goal seems to be to waste everyone’s time and energy.

Too bad it’s not possible to let them. See how long before they’re begging to be let back in.

It should be noted that New Hampshire has the largest House, with 400 Representatives, slightly more than half of whom are Rs. This compared with a state senate of 24. The secession resolution is framed as an amendment to the state constitution, which means they would need 33 Ds in the House and at least one D in the Senate (under the assumption that all the Rs would be onboard), which is quite the stretch. This looks like little more than impotent shoutiness.

Which is just about the entirety of the GOP’s platform at this point.

Isn’t any movement to secede overtly seditious?

Is it true that a Republican would dress up as a clown and bite the head off a chicken if it would guarantee an election, or is that just a slight exaggeration?

I bet they’d dress up as a chicken and bite the head of a clown if they thought it would guarantee an election.

Free Speech!!

unless you say stuff that makes us unhappy

Do they know any 12yo boys?

If they are christian republicans, evidence suggests that they most likely know a number of 12y/o boys, with great frequency.