what a bad person, forcing me to not say what I so want to say
Get the Herman Cain Award ready.
Count me among those also not saying it.
I mentioned in the other thread, if she had it once before, it must have been a mild case, and if she has it again it should be even a milder case. Proof that getting the disease is the best vaccination there is! Who needs a Fauci ouchie?
This will end well…
New Republican Gov. Glenn Youngkin is begging Virginia parents to call his tip line to report teachers for teaching “divisive” subjects.
Wisconsin going for a two-fer today:
“Hello, is this the Youngkin tipline? I have a fifth-grade teacher in my district who is teaching…[breathy voice] LONG DIVISION!!”
“…and then she insisted my little Jaden had to carry the 3! He’s much to delicate to be carrying a 3!”
Math is hard and discriminates against my child because she is not a super-smart Oriental!
And in high school, they’re teaching about integration!
Ah, finally a place I can vent my second grade outrage I felt when I discovered the word “yot” was supposed to be spelled “yacht”. Who the hell was responsible for that!?!?
“Hello, is this the Youngkin tipline? My daughter’s drama class is full of Thespians!"
Winner!
By the time TikTokers get done with it, it’ll be as effective as TrumpCo’s voter fraud hotline.
what is a good insult for men that doesn’t involve their parents?
You impugn their manhoods, like making reference to how small their hands are, implying a commensurate smallness of other body parts. Or:
Raj Koothrappali: You remind me of the funny old story about a man who walks into a women’s correctional institution with a stack of paperwork that would allow the female convicts to go free.
Leonard Hofstadter: You’re saying I couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison with a handful of pardons.
Raj Koothrappali: Are you going to let me tell the story or not?
Guess what? He’s on it.
so biden should have said, “thinking with his itsy bitsy brain again”?
Congressman Jim Banks:
Have we ever seen a President attack and malign the free press like Joe Biden has??
Goldfish have longer memories.