NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

[JKellyMap]

@Fiveyearlurker

I honestly have more respect for the Trump true believers than I do for these liars and thieves.

Totally! My wife and I have been saying this for four years.

If you’re a selfish racist jerk, okay, fine, vote for Trump. You do you. There’s a certain honesty there.

But all those enablers? Come on. You’re just pathetic scum.

[Dr.Strangelove]

I never thought leopards would eat my face, says Christie.

Christie says he was wrong not to wear mask in White House

One day, a Republican, somewhere, will do the right thing before the negative consequences from doing the opposite affects them personally. Not today, though.

[ThelmaLou]

@Dr.Strangelove

I never thought leopards would eat my face, says Christie.

Christie says he was wrong not to wear mask in White House

WASHINGTON (AP) — Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie said Thursday that he was wrong not to wear a mask at the White House, after he and President Donald Trump both came down with the…

One day, a Republican, somewhere, will do the right thing before the negative consequences from doing the opposite affects them personally. Not today, though…

Clearly, Christie got COVID from the leopards, not from the WH.

[running_coach]

@Dr.Strangelove

One day, a Republican, somewhere, will do the right thing before the negative consequences from doing the opposite affects them personally. Not today, though. -

To dream, the impossible dream…

[k9bfriender]

@Dr.Strangelove

One day, a Republican, somewhere, will do the right thing before the negative consequences from doing the opposite affects them personally.

And on that day, the will have switched parties, and become a progressive.

Though, to be fair, my reasons for backing progressive principles is entirely selfish. Having a better world to live in does affect me personally.

[Snowboarder_Bo]

Assaulting a poll worker? Yeah, that’s stupid.

Biden vows more clarity on expanding the Supreme Court is coming soon

In an interview, Pendleton said he became angry at the polling site’s chief judge after he was told he could not enter the premises until polls opened at 8 a.m. Pendleton said he had been allowed in at a different voting center at 7 a.m. Thursday, the first day of in-person voting in North Carolina.

When the election judge stepped in front of him to block his entry, he said he pushed him away.

“I really got upset about it, and I said, ‘Well, what are you doing up in there that you don’t want us to see?’” Pendleton said.

Violent AND crazy… greaaaaat…

[Skywatcher]

@Snowboarder_Bo

Assaulting a poll worker? Yeah, that’s stupid.

@WP

In an interview, Pendleton said he became angry at the polling site’s chief judge after he was told he could not enter the premises until polls opened at 8 a.m. Pendleton said he had been allowed in at a different voting center at 7 a.m. Thursday, the first day of in-person voting in North Carolina.

So, one of Trump’s maroon minions trying to vote twice?

[Dewey_Finn]

He is (or was) a poll observer. Presumably that’s why he wanted to enter the polling site.

[Catamount]

I saw a big obnoxious Trump flag on the back of a pickup truck today that said

TRUMP
2020
NO MORE BULLSHIT

The irony! It burns us!

[SoToasty]

Boy some people really need to get their BS detector fixed.

My wife sent me a graphic yesterday. It said…

I said, “Alexa, list Trump’s lies.”
She hasn’t shut the fuck up for 3 days.

[smithsb]

New DumpsterFire Lie-A-Day Calendars coming out for Christmas. A little over 68 YEARS of material.

[bobot]

Sen. David Perdue mispronounces colleague Sen. Kamala Harris' name at a Trump...

“While referring to his Senate colleague, Perdue said, “KAH-mah-la, Kah-MAH-la, Kamala-mala-mala, I don’t know, whatever,” eliciting laughs from the audience.”

Cue moron Republicans: What? That’s not racist. He didn’t use the N word once!

[robby]

@bobot

“While referring to his Senate colleague, Perdue said, “KAH-mah-la, Kah-MAH-la, Kamala-mala-mala, I don’t know, whatever,” eliciting laughs from the audience.”

Anybody can play that game:

“Per-DUE, PER-due, Per-DUMB, Per-DUMBER, Per-dumb-and-dumber, I don’t know, whatever.”

[Rick_Kitchen]

QAnon is claiming that at tonight’s Individual 1 rally, JFK Junior will appear and announce that he’s still alive, he supports Individual 1, and will be replacing Pence on the ticket.
No, really.

[Railer13]

@Rick_Kitchen

QAnon is claiming that at tonight’s Individual 1 rally, JFK Junior will appear and announce that he’s still alive, he supports Individual 1, and will be replacing Pence on the ticket.

I had to look this up. It’s actually true. The appearance and announcement will happen at Trump’s rally in Dallas tonight.

One slight problem: Trump is appearing in Janesville, Wisconsin, tonight. 1000 miles from Dallas.

Trump did hold a rally in Dallas. On October 17, 2019.

[k9bfriender]

@Railer13

One slight problem: Trump is appearing in Janesville, Wisconsin, tonight. 1000 miles from Dallas.

That’s what they want you to think.

@Railer13

Trump did hold a rally in Dallas. On October 17, 2019.

Are you really going to trust your sources that tell you of things that happened a whole year ago? Who actually remembers back that far?

[Gyrate]

@Rick_Kitchen

QAnon is claiming that at tonight’s Individual 1 rally, JFK Junior will appear and announce that he’s still alive, he supports Individual 1, and will be replacing Pence on the ticket.
No, really.

Will that be before or after the Second Coming of the Prophet Zarquon?

[Rick_Kitchen]

Jon Voight puts out a pro-Individual 1 ad claiming Biden is evil and we must ask God to rid of the Democratic horror.

The Hill

[running_coach]

@Rick_Kitchen

QAnon is claiming that at tonight’s Individual 1 rally, JFK Junior will appear and announce that he’s still alive, he supports Individual 1, and will be replacing Pence on the ticket.
No, really.

Actually, they originally invited President Kennedy but he declined, stating “I didn’t have a good time on my previous visit.”

[Rick_Kitchen]

So I haven’t seen anything on the news about JFK Jr. coming back to life.