NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 1)

Give it time. The zombie horde isn’t scheduled until November.

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“You can take it from me, Jon Voight, the star of Baby Geniuses and the Mystery of the Crown Jewels.”

Other than that, Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade?

Don’t forget Anaconda.

I am pretty sure that whoever is putting this out on behalf of QAnon is totally messing with people, and trying to see just how batshit crazy they can be and still have followers. It’s an experiment.

That may be true, but if they think that will change the minds of the believers, they haven’t studied history.

Why the hell would MAGATs expect JFK Jr. to be a Republican? Is it because of the Louisiana senator’s name?

That has to be it. Floating the rumor that Hillary and Obama had already been summarily executed simply blew by the Q mob without a question.

Profile In Cowardice:

U.S. Sen. John Cornyn acknowledged Friday that at times he has disagreed with President Trump on issues such as budget deficits and debt, tariffs and trade agreements and border security.

But, the senior Republican senator from Texas, who is being challenged by Democrat MJ Hegar, said he chose to work on those disagreements with the president’s staff in private discussions, rather than by publicly voicing his opposition.

These guys are in agony. (Good.)

Finding a way to disavow Trump without actually disavowing Trump would be a challenge for even an intelligent politician. Someone like Cornyn hasn’t a prayer. (Yeah, yeah, he managed to graduate from law school. So did Florida’s Ron DeSantis, and he’s as dumb as a bag of Trumps.)

He also managed to use a sexist metaphor to describe his relationship to the president.

Ass.

It’s gotta be a stupid idea to start dissing Dr. Fauci just a couple of weeks before the election:

It’s even nastier than your quotation shows:

Trump doesn’t even care if he’s quoted about this:

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/19/politics/donald-trump-anthony-fauci-coronavirus/index.html

Ah yes, covering the (imaginary) spread, one of Trump’s favorite ploys. “I’m stacking the bullshit 3 feet, five feet, fix feet high.”

DJT is going all in. It’s like that scene in the movies where the guy who won early in the evening hits a losing streak and finally the big loser shoves all his chips to the center of the table.

Biden is going to cancel Christmas?? WTF??

The good news is, Festivus remains unaffected.

Senator Ron Johnson is claiming he saw kiddie porn on this alleged Hunter Biden laptop. I have many questions.

As i said in another thread – it’s even stupider than that. He blamed Biden’s shutdowns for job losses (really? How did Biden do that?) and says that Biden will cancel THIS Christmas. Which will be quite a trick, considering that he won’t take office until January, if he wins.

And we all know how shrewd a move it will be to cancel Christmas – he’ll have that Secular Grinchist vote sewn up for sure!

I’m still waiting for my taco truck on every corner.

A secular festivus would be nice too.