NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

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@Maus_Magill

Do they even have basements in Delaware?

No. Delaware does not exist.

Resolved: Delaware Does not Exist

I don’t get it. I never meet anyone who admits to being from Delaware. I would like to knock it off of my “states not visited” list, but it always seems to be out of the way, wherever I happen to be (as if the whole state were some mapmaker’s afterthought.) Nothing newsworthy ever happens there. When’s the last time Delaware showed up on the front page of the paper for anything? I am reluctantly drawn to the conclusion that Delaware does not exist. It is an elaborate hoax concocted by a coterie…