NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Of course the Bidens have a basement, that’s where he runs the secret child sex ring. You just have to order a pizza with the right toppings.

It has an underground passage that connects to Comet Pizza.

No. Delaware does not exist.

My son and his wife are moving there in January, so I hope it exists.

They are part of the conspiracy! Open your eyes sheeple!

Good luck with that, you psycho.

It’s no doubt been mentioned in another thread, but there’s good reason to believe that DeSantis’ ‘PROSECUTE THE VACCINE’ screeching is really about distracting the world from the recent suicide of a close friend of his, who was under investigation for, apparently, some kind of sex crimes:

Ken Paxton tried to compile a list of all trans people living in Texas.

But DeSantis loves the vaccine!

And Trump takes credit for the vaccine.

In the Oval Office, Trump said, “The vaccines – and by the way, don’t let Joe Biden take credit for the vaccine. . . . Don’t let him take credit for the vaccines, because the vaccines were me.” (Emphasis added.)

It seems to me that statement alone should mean that any references to Biden should be changed to Trump.

Never mind.

L’etat Les vaccines c’est moi.

Sounds like a job for Dominion!

Trump said he was the vaccine? Odd. I always saw him as a disease. Or at least pus.

I’m pretty sure that’s how Edward Jenner invented vaccines.

Perhaps Trump has some use, after all.

No way. Remember, Trump fucks up everything he touches.

Well, if you keep diluting the mix over and over, eventually it will only contain a distant, vague memory of gibbonshit which will be just enough for the body to recognize the pathogen for defense purposes without suffering any harm from it.

Homeopathy doesn’t work for any other disease.

No no, homeopathy would be if the Trumpism stupidity got stronger the more it was diluted.

eschereal is suggesting that a tiny bit of Trumpism stupidity would be enough to innoculate someone against the stupidity without suffering any terrible effects.

ETA: but I don’t think it works that way for many dupes. For them it’s like crack; They take a tiny bit of Trumpian stupidity at first, and then they crave more and more, taking higher and higher doses until they become a shambling shell of their former selves, with rotting brains.

Senator Mike Lee introduces a bill to ban pornography nationwide.