My turn:
And you know what else is intolerable about windmills ? The rotors. I had a rotordendron once. It died. You can still find them in Russia, where a stable genius is going for his Nobel Peace prize.
Also the blades. You know who was good in blade ? Wesley Snipes. I love Wesley Snipes because he knows how to get out of paying taxes. You know who also snipes ? The failing New York Times. They snipe all the time. It’s fake news. It’s libel. But it will come back around. You know what else comes around ?
Windmills.
[mic drop]