NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

For the big GQP Foundation Breakfast in Georgia in a couple weeks, Malaprop Taylor Greene was recently announced as the headliner, further rivening what looks like a major schism between “somewhat older school” Republicans and the increasingly psychotic state party.

So is a Foundation Breakfast like a National Prayer Breakfast?

Curious story about some person who mailed out a passel of postcards with a Q-ish message on them. The cards went to homes in parts of New Hampshire and Massachusetts using EDDM saturation: no addressing, just every door in the zips.

Who sent the card, at rather tremendous cost, is unclear, but the source managed to engage the email address on the cards in conversation, which included

I am not quite sure what that even means.

Yeah, it sounds as though it’s trying to imply “Don’t suggest I’m crazy, because I have a lot of money so I must be sane and smart!”

I remember saying that to my friends but about congresspersons and senatores way back in the mid-1970s. I wonder if I was the first to make that suggestion.

Mr. Lindell, is that you?

How long will it take before these idiots realize the rest of the world has noticed they have dropped all pretense long ago?

Tomi Lahren attempts to lie about being receiving a mail-in ballot from CA despite moving away two years ago, gets called out by the LA County registrar.

I dunno - Howard Hughes had quite a bit of money.

That was “schtupid” not “dumb.” Scans better. Also, “schmarty” if you want to write dialect.

Oh yeah. I didn’t recognize him at first because they didn’t use his full name: Carl “Horse Porn” Paladino.

To be fair, both statements are perfectly consistent with Lahren presenting evidence of fraud (committed by her).

Should that be Palomino?

I can’t not read his name that way.

Neigh.

No, Paladino is correct, he just misunderstood the purpose of the “Special Mount” he got at level 5:

Special Mount (Sp)

Upon reaching 5th level, a paladin gains the service of an unusually intelligent, strong, and loyal steed to serve her in her crusade against evil. This mount is usually a heavy warhorse (for a Medium paladin) or a warpony (for a Small paladin).

Someone, somewhere, opined that she was dictating her tweets, and that the voice-to-text was coming up with these wonderful lines, and that MTG was either too lazy to check / correct, or possibly too stupid to know that they were wrong. I’m going for the too lazy, fully knowing that her constituency won’t know the difference, and probably think the “mondegreen” version is correct anyway.

It was not text that she posted, it was a tweet containing video of her using her 2 minutes of House floor time. It was unmistakably “fragrantly”. Though, it is remotely conceivable that someone ginned up a pelagic fake that is indistinguishable from the original.

Only problem is the latest dipshit move was her going on a rant and she clearly states that her rights are being fragrantly violated. Not in a tweet.

I can certainly believe she is dictating her tweets since she probably has the spelling skills of a four year old. But, I’m guessing the dictation is pretty much spot on. The Gazpacho Police are investigating all her fragrant violations of the English language.

‘How dare you bring up that horible terorist attack in such a disrespectfull manor!’

Mar-A-Lago?