NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Well, that just stinks.

That stench is from Bill Gates and his fake meat growing in the peach tree dish.

Herschel Walker says there’s a mist you can walk through that will cure covid.

Carla Sands, the former ambassador to Denmark under Individual 1, talking about high gas prices:
"I’ve seen this before. In Denmark, middle class people can’t afford to drive a car. They have a bike and take the train for long trips. My embassy driver would bike an hour in the snow to get to work. That’s the future team Biden wants for Americans. Is this what you want?

She’s being ragged by Danes in the comments.

A Republican pastor running for Congress in South Carolina wants to execute Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham for wanting to take your guns; LGBT-affirming parents and teachers; furries; and trans people.

Do they get sent to camps first, before the executions begin? How does he propose to kill so many people - does he have some kind of solution for this problem that is final?

No doubt he wants to be the kind of leader who makes the trains run on time. The boxcars, anyway.

He seems to be suffering from the cog-dis affliction brought on by being a black Republican.

There was a Q rally in Dallas today because JFK was supposedly coming back. Not JFK Jr., but JFK. Who would be 105.

You left out the part where the Qargo Qult was expecting JFK to proclaim himself the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.

So she should, I am not even middle class, as a taxi driver in Copenhagen I make less, but I can afford a car anyway.
Anyway we haven’t had much snow the last seven or eight years for her driver to bike through.
And how is it Biden’s fault that the gas prices go up all over the world?

I’d like to get an answer to this, too.

INOKWTAD…A
It’s Not OK When There’s A Democrat…Anywhere.

This is standard for American Republican logical thought. It follows the recent “China released a virus (that affected the whole world) that would make Trump look bad and benefit American Democrats”.

Canadian conservatives would have us believe he sub-contracted the job to Justin Trudeau, a notion which at least has the benefit of being even stupider.

Canadian conservatives watch the American conservatives and say, “hold my beer”

Trudeau made my milk curdle, and turned my children into mice!

Matt Gaetz said that Jamie Raskin is unfit to serve in Congress because his son committed suicide and it “clouds his judgement”.

I’m sure MG’s obsessing over where he can find his next piece of young tail might contribute more to cloudy judgement than anything.

In the “I Bet He Wouldn’t Say That To His Face” category, we have Dipshit Carlson, who called (from a great distance away) Ron Rivera a “facist moron”.
“Oh, he thought he had a right to respectfully express himself in the land of the free,” Carlson continued. “But it turns out, no. Just hours ago, the coach of the Washington Commanders, a fascist moron called Ron Rivera, announced that Jack Del Rio has no right to talk, and he’s being fined $100,000 for doing it."