NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

“{…} Carlson said. “So a few days ago Del Rio pointed out that nobody seems to talk about the BLM riots anymore. Instead they’re pretending to care about January 6. {…}”
Umm Tucker? We’re not pretending.

“{…} Carlson continued. “But it turns out, no. Just hours ago, the coach of the Washington Commanders, a fascist moron called Ron Rivera, announced that Jack Del Rio has no right to talk, and he’s being fined $100,000 for doing it. Rivera began by claiming that, quote, ‘Lives were lost on January 6,’ which is a lie. {…}”
So the whole Ashley Babbitt thing was what again Tucker? False flag? CGI? Jew space laser time travel?

In 1950’s science fiction novel “The Space Merchants” (by Pohl and Kornbluth) they had Senators addressing each other as “the Senator from Du Pont,” etc.

Justin Bieber has a condition which has caused one side of his face to be paralyzed. The crazies are blaming it on the vaccination.

Bell’s Palsy? Or is that something else?

Ramsay Hunt syndrome.

I’m not suggesting or advocating violence, but if Mr. Raskin chose to punch Matt Gaetz in the throat, I’d certainly understand.

Well, I would hope so. I wouldn’t imagine there would be much demand for piggyback rides in your town, especially if someone’s in a hurry.

I understand the words separately, but put together this way, they do not compute.

Perhaps, but he’s made a career out of pretending to care, and those who lack empathy assume that everyone else does too.

De Santis wants to make it illegal to take kids to drag shows.

West Virginia state legislator compares gay people to the KKK.

“{…} During an interview with local TV station WVVA, Porterfield, wearing a “Make America Great Again” hat, gave an odd answer when asked what he would do if he had a son or daughter who was gay.
“Well, I will address my daughter first. I would take her for a pedicure, I’d take her to get her nails done, and see if she could swim,” Porterfield said while smiling. “If it was my son, I would probably take him hunting, I would take him fishing, then I’d see if he could swim.”
“I just want to make sure they could swim,” he said when asked to clarify his comments. {…}”

Yes, no one can hear that ‘I’d murder my child if they were gay’ dogwhistle, no one.

I take it after “see if they could swim” the “if they were tied inside a burlap sack with a couple of concrete blocks” was implied.

Uncle Fester?

A group of armed masked Patriot Front goofs showed up in a U Haul at a Pride event in Idaho and got their asses busted.
There were 31 of them in a single U Haul.

We finally found those “antifa buses” from 2020!

I never realized that U-Haul rents VW Beetles.

I should of course have said I can afford a private car. My boss finance the taxi, just like the embassy bought the embassy car and employed the driver.

Alert Kramer that we found Pig man.

Lauren Boebert was cheered at a Christian center when she quoted Psalm 109:8, ‘May his days be few and another take his office.’ Hallelujah! Glory to God," referring to Biden.