NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

There is no low to which Republicans won’t sink.

JFC, they really don’t understand that laws actually apply to them, do they?

National Right to Life says “hold my beer”.

She’s ten years old, for FUCK’S SAKE!

Indiana’s AG claimed the doctor who treated the 10-year-old broke the law by failing to report.

He was proven a liar by, of all things, a local Fox News affiliate who filed a public records request.

They are so relentless in going after abortion providers for providing, literally, life-saving medical care, that they don’t care who they hurt or how much they have to lie. But that’s Indiana Republican politics for you. I had to live there for more than 20 years.

Not so far as I’ve seen, but the identity–and photo–of the Indiana doctor who treated her has been broadcast by Fox News:

Pence should be given a nice elevated platform to stand on, as at the Olympics. And Biden will approach at ground level, so Pence will have to bend over while Biden puts the ribbon around his neck (in true Saudi King fashion).

Pence bowing to Biden will make a great photo.

Fox News has a lot to answer for. She literally did nothing wrong. Abortions at six weeks are not illegal in Indiana. She filed her paperwork in a timely fashion. This is nothing more than an attempt to put a hit out on her. Her life is in danger from some dangerous right-wing wingnut, now.

AZ Department of Corrections director says the state can’t stop contracting for-profit prisons because the economy would collapse without slave labor.

Friend, your perspective is incorrect. This is actually those idiots rising from their previous lows.

She likely did it intentionally. So she gets arrested. She can spin it into a big story and money and attention.

C: Now that’s what I call a dead parrot.

O: No, no…No, 'e’s stunned!

C: STUNNED?!?

THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

Thanks for the needed hilarity! <Dabs at teary eyes> I LOVE that routine!

Not only will Fox News face NO legal consequences if someone murders that doctor, they will go on collecting fees from every single cable customer, whether or not that customer watches Fox News.

Fox News is the Stochastic Terrorism channel.

I agree. I’d add a bit, though: “Fox News is the Stochastic-Terrorism-with-No-Consequences Channel.”

The Indiana AG, however, has been hit with a C&D by Dr. Bernard’s lawyers.

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A C&D for a D&C?

(ducks)