NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Wow. Here are the crack shock-troops Trump told to Stand Back and Stand By. If any RWNJs continue the spiel of Why Wasn’t The Government Overthrown If January 6th Were a Real Insurrection, you can show them this. These bozos couldn’t overthrow a Toys R Us. Thank Og.

Has Mitch McConnell made any comments about the people who have died in the floods in Kentucky?

Were there any fetuses involved?

Good point.

More water is good for turtles, right? Or is he a tortoise?

He’s prayin’ for them – does that count?

Minority Leader of the United States Senate, Mitch McConnell released the following statement on Twitter Thursday:

“My prayers are with the families in Eastern Kentucky facing heavy floods, mudslides, and power outages this week. My team is in close contact with local officials and I’m ready to provide any help I can. Thank you to the first responders who are helping Kentuckians stay safe.”

— Leader McConnell (@LeaderMcConnell) July 28, 2022

He also thanked Joe (!) for disaster declaration. (I’ll bet that stuck in his throat.)

Thank you @POTUS for rapidly declaring a Major Disaster in response to Eastern Kentucky’s ongoing flooding. I joined all members of our congressional delegation to support @GovAndyBeshear’s request and speed federal resources to assist search and rescue operations.
(July 29, 2022)

Steve Bannon went all “MAGA is diverse and inclusive” and Lara Loomer criticized him because diversity is bad.

Then she should go back in the kitchen like a good, little girl. /s

I assume Lara doesn’t consider her Jewishness to be “diverse”.

And she did not miss the opportunity to declare she is a nationalist and that she and her ilk “are striving for nationalism”.

There is no longer “the quiet part”.

By the way, she is completely wrong when she says "you cannot use diversity and nationalism in the same sentence. Watch me.

Diversity is the strength of our nation, while nationalism, and specifically Christian nationalism, is the ideal of the Ku Klux Klan.

I’d be genuinely shocked if Mitch could locate Whitesburg on a map.

But I’m sure he’ll swoop down here and stand around making sad turtle faces soon enough.

He’s evil, and an ass, and a dick (are there other body parts I can use as derogatives and not get modded :innocent:), but it is the county seat and he is a competent politician, so I bet he’s been there at least once.

I’m torn between two reactions.

  1. Blues Brothers. “We’re so diverse, we listen to both Country and Western!”
  2. She says “Diversity come from the mind”, like using you mind is supposed to be a bad thing.

Scammers think so. 'Why are you using your mind/brain!?"

The QOP’s nominee for AG in Maryland is a 9/11 truther and former Constitution Party presidential candidate.

He thinks that there may be demolition charges hidden in every building in New York City, waiting the pleasure of some “elite bureaucrat” to push a button somewhere.

I believe the correct truther term/phrase is “pull it” for planned demo.

So he’s completely delusional, and mentally unbalanced. Seems about right.

Gym Jordan says it’s wrong for Republicans to work on bills endorsed by Biden.

I’m sure he’d have no problem finding Whitesburg. He’d have trouble locating Blacksburg.