NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Josh Hawley voted not to approve Finland and Sweden for NATO. Rand Paul voted Present.

May both of them encounter a sculpture of a saguaro cactus made from running chainsaws and then sit on it.

And, not to inflict Josh Hawley on any innocent readers but just to point out the full Stupid Republican of this position, Hawley claims that his opposition to allowing Finland and Sweden into NATO is due to wanting to save US resources for conflict with China.

To justify this opposition by confirming that the US couldn’t fight China and Russia at the same time, Hawley (or whoever wrote that op-ed for him) cited and linked an article called “A Strategy for Avoiding a Two-Front War”. But that article advises,

In fact, as a recent Wilson Center analysis of Finnish/Swedish NATO membership concludes,

In other words, Hawley is claiming that he opposes Finnish/Swedish NATO membership in deference to geopolitical strategy views which actually support Finnish/Swedish NATO membership. I can’t quite tell if he’s just that stupid, or simply lying.

Don’t discount the possibility that he’s both that stupid and lying.

I see silenus, er, beat me to it.

Or that all he knows is the president is for it and that’s good enough for him to oppose it.

This is what happens when you let a party be taken over by conspiracy theorists. This is just how their brains work. Evidence against their beliefs = evidence for their beliefs, because they never, ever look into the details. Their “analysis” is entirely superficial. I guarantee his thoughts never went beyond, “Someone was talking about the impact Finland and Sweden would have on NATO, therefore, I’m right, it would cause problems, case closed!”

By Hawley’s logic, shouldn’t the U.S. just pull out of NATO altogether?

Regarding Hawley: It is more likely that he knows that Putin is against it, and that’s good enough for him to oppose it. That and the rubles that Putin sends to him.

If he’s dumb enough to settle for that exchange rate…wait, of course he’s that dumb!

Hawley is a Trumplican, so yes, he believes the US should just pull out of NATO altogether.

Yes. It’s basically following what Putin has told them.

Conservative black Congressional candidate Lavern Spicer:
“Putin just sentenced Brittney Griner to nine years in Russian jail for her drug trafficking.
Trump wouldn’t have allowed that to happen and she’d be back on American soil even though she hates America.
Biden didn’t lift a finger and let Brittney rot. So much for loving Blacks!”
https://twitter.com/lavern_spicer/status/1555215615312515078

Tons of people pointed out to her that Individual 1 said that Griner deserved what she got.

That would have only been after Donnie personally led the extraction team that busted her out of the gulag prison, right?

There’s a built in spin there. “Conservative Congressional candidate insists that Trump loves drug dealers, would free them from prison!”

Townsfolk shocked their library might close after they vote to defund it over books about gays.

This is what Neil deGrasse Tyson talked about ignorance making our nation poorer.

What did they expect to happen?

Oh, no, it’s the totally foreseeable consequences of their own actions!

They expected the library to yield to their blackmail.

I’m glad the community uses the library so much. I hope it closes.

Don’t need no stinkin’ liberries. They just make people uppity and give them ideas above the station where God put them and wants them to stay. The foundation of the modern Republican party is ignorance, after all.

‘Your write! We shoulda have sold the lie-berry!’