NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Why bother when they can get the same results just from going to a family reunion?

And eventually, we’ll end up with the Q-wisatz Haderach.

This lets you date from prison, too.

To be fair, that mailbox might have contained absentee voting ballots at some time . . . he had to stop the potential voter fraud!

:hushed: Oooooooo…

Some folks just don’t realize that DNA is not supposed to form Möbius strips.

As several immediately commented at this news: “it’s all dudes.”

(Probably mostly is: …85%, maybe? at best?)

Take my up-vote and leave! /reddit

Ted Cruz says Elizabeth Warren might have a penis.

“In today’s Democrat Party, how do we know she doesn’t?”

https://t.co/9SRZJql9i2

Ted? Your desire to see Elizabeth Warren’s genitals is noted.
Also noted? The fact that we have not seen your genitals either . . . NOT THAT ANYONE WANTS TO!!!

Nor should a family tree resemble a Festivus Pole.

The CEO of Whole Foods thinks it’s a good idea to publicly attack the kind of people who shop at Whole Foods.

The good thing about the somewhat free market is people can choose to not buy, and they can also ignore the CEOs opinions and keep buying.

Hey, y’all remember when we did all that crime? We can make some money from it!

How many are in prison, I wonder.

Not enough of them.

And, any women on the site are likely Russian honey-traps.

Without reading, is he for or against the ideas [/s]? Seems like good ideas to me. Schools teaching facts about history, sex, health, finance, social interactions. Getting the second amendment back to full length - you know - that whole part about well organized militias instead of isolated mentally challenged individuals with the right to bear arms.

He learned well from the Master Trump Grifter himself.