NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Considering that Kansas’ SOS is a Republican, running for re-election on a ‘safe and secure elections’ platform, I’m leaning toward an honest recount. An appreciable discrepancy between the count and recount would not be a good look for him.

I live in one of the counties that will be recounted. I have full confidence in our local officials to conduct an open and transparent election. I believe the recount will prove this.

That’s $129K they won’t be contributing to TFG or the crazed MAGAts, at least.

Does DeSantis actually have a penis? I mean, how could we possibly know? All I know, is people are talking about DeSantis not having a penis.

And someone will be up a significant amount of money. It’s all about the grift.

Latest update is that $40k was raised online from the rubes, and the credit card supplied by Gietzen, head of the anti-abortion group in Kansas, will be charged the other $80k. Giezten is guaranteeing it with, among other sources, funds from his Boeing 401k.

And that does not matter a whit. Facts be damned, as far as the Quplicans are concerned.

And here’s how Rand Paul wants to make it all hunky-dory for Tan the Conman: repeal the laws Trump broke.

I really wish I could honestly post “Fucking unbelievable”, but of course, this is no surprise from today’s Republicans.

Not so much an idea as just terrible in general: Oz’s new ad”slamming” Joe Biden.

And the number 1 goal is to just sow doubt about the integrity of elections, and that endless recounts on-demand become normalized.

Honestly, I would like to see strengthening of recount trigger laws and protocols, and a stronger push-back against all of these whack-jobs demanding recounts.

Hey, he didn’t say he had a big dick, he said he had big dick energy.

So it’s possible he’s just a Dick Vampire.

Either way, he sucks.

So, he takes energy from other dicks, or he creates other DL (Dick Vampires?) I’ve recently gotten into D&D and I need stats.

As someone pointed out on Twitter this morning: You can’t spell BIDEN without BDE.

Dark Brandon Energy unfortunately doesn’t work as well.

Heck, you could even borrow two of the second letters and get “BiDEn”.

Rayla Campbell, Republican running for Secretary of State of Massachusetts, running on a campaign of “schools want to tell your five year old it’s ok to suck another five year old’s dick”, is running around claiming that the book “Gender Queer” is kiddie porn (it’s about the author’s childhood questioning their gender) . Somebody called the cops on her for carrying a copy of the book, claiming she was holding kiddie porn.
https://twitter.com/search?q=Rayla%20Campbell&src=typeahead_click

Maybe TRUTH is an acronym. Trump’s Regular Utterances of Treasonous Hooey?

Sarah Palin’s ex in-laws are hosting campaign fundraisers for her opponent in the Republican primary for Congress.

“You have the right to remain silent. I wish to God you’d exercise it.”

“I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.”