NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

And I’m sure the Fox article duly reported all these relevant facts, right? /s

It was pretty much subtle wealth shaming. No direct complaints about it, but they made a point of noting how much was spent, how much the house cost in the first place, and two increases in the cost of the wall over the course of the project. Just subtly pushing the message that the President has a lot more money than the average Fox viewer.

In a sane world, that would be a weird message to promote, considering that their hero is purportedly a multi-billionaire. But of course nothing makes sense when it comes to MAGAts.

Trump money good.
Biden money bad.

Hunter Biden using his father’s connections to get jobs = bad.
Trump spawn actually getting high paid government positions directly due to daddy = good.

Trump taking home classified nuclear secrets and refusing to give them back = good.
Biden riding a bicycle = bad.

See, Biden wants to tax the rich, but since he’s rich, that makes him a hypocrite… somehow.

Oklahoma state legislature candidate says that gays should be stoned to death.

Colorado state Senator switches from Republican to Democrat, citing the election conspiracies. (It’s a stupid Republican idea because it’s stupid Republican ideas that made him switch).

And it is totally just to have slaves and multiple wives and beat your kids and sell them into slavery when they misbehave. The Bible says so.

(Sarcasm…)

Gays should be stoned to death? Is that what Jesus taught? Damn, I got the totally wrong message out of that Bible story.

Shockingly, Breitbart doesn’t do its research.

One can only hope that this is the beginning of a trend. Too many sane Republicans have simply walked away or gone down in flames.

How about we practice on some homophobes first? I mean, I’m out of practice and want to be sure my aim is true.

What do you mean, “sarcasm”? Aren’t the items on your list actually open Republican goals?

(If they aren’t today, they will be…soon.)

Nitpick: Phillips Andover is in Andover, Massachusetts. Phillips Exeter is in New Hampshire. Phillips screwdriver is in the library with Col. Mustard.

I don’t recall Christ ever saying to stone anyone. Come to think of it, I definitely remember reading what are supposedly His words to not condemn someone caught in the act.

This is yet more proof to me that so-called Christians have zero idea about what’s in the book they worship in place of God.

Jehova! Jehova! Jehova!

As long as Dems aren’t saddled with more potential Manchin/Sinema types.
Damn I really cant hear that Sinema word anymore.

Louisiana is withholding flood funds from New Orleans because of the city’s support for a woman’s right to choose.

Typical of Republicans to kill people in the name of saving babies. New Orleans doesn’t even have any fucking abortion clinics!

“Sarasota’s Martin Hyde”

Huh.