If you count the pigeons.
The way I tend to describe Fetterman is that he looks like a guy sitting next to you on the bus who strikes up an unsolicited conversation about how he’s on the way to an NA meeting and how the program changed his life after he did a nickel for involuntary manslaughter, then hands you a pocket copy of the New Testament when he gets off at his stop. Probably harmless, but you wouldn’t want to make him mad.
Oz, on the other hand, looks like the guy at a “team building” retreat who would buttonhole you into an endless droning exposition on how he’s about to make a killing in crypto until you start wondering whether serving time for manslaughter would be all that bad…
Kellyanne Conway went after Fetterman for advocating that marijuana be legalized, despite the doubling of marijuana overdose deaths. I guess doubling zero is still zero …
Doug Mastriano says that women who have abortion should be charged with murder.
Christian Walker, who made a big deal about moving to Florida and leaving California because of the politics, is now making a big deal about wanting to move back to California.
Fortunately it’s the next district over and not mine, but the right wing Republican is running ads against his Congressional Democratic opponent because he “support Nancy’s agenda” to raise taxes, the cost of food, and the cost of gasoline. Apparently Pelosi runs the government.
The Democrat’s ads are all about how the Republican doesn’t care about families, he just wants to prevent abortions.
TBH, they likely don’t even care about stopping abortions. They care about being seen as wanting to stop abortions, so they can get votes (and campaign contributions).
Ted “50,000 parasitic worms squirming around inside a discarded human skin” Cruz was the only member of the Senate Rules Committee to vote against the electoral reform bill that would prevent Loser Donald from trying to abolish democracy again, which is backed by both McConnell and Schumer.
Ken Abbott claims that he took off from the process server because he thought that he was up to no good. But he let his wife walk off to start the car before he jumped in.
Dear me, they’ve merged, haven’t they?
“Here’s the thing you have to understand about Ted Cruz," wrote 50,000 parasitic worms. "We like Ted Cruz more than most horrific infestations like Ted Cruz. And we hate Ted Cruz.”
Women and children first. Why should I take a risk? /s
I thought it was a human skin wrapped around a thousand rats, each a rat skin wrapped around a couple thousand cockroaches, each a cockroach exoskeleton housing ten billion covid viruses?
(or something of the sort)
Nah. Rats can be cute and lovable, as in Ratatouille. They’re too good to be smeared by association with Cruz.
Nobody loves parasitic worms except for weirdo helminthologists, and their opinions Do Not Matter.
10 bonus points for using “helminthologists” in a sentence.
Oh, come on; how can you not love 'em?
Fucker Carlson thinks the US blew up the Russian gas pipelines, and thinks Russia should retaliate by breaking the Internet.
What in heaven’s name does this lobotomized racist think he’s doing?
De Santis appointee to the board of Florida’s only majority black county resigns after video surfaces of him wearing a KKK outfit, presumably at a Halloween party.
https://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/2022/09/27/gadsden-county-commissioner-resigns-after-kkk-photo-emerges-jeffery-moore-gov-ron-desantis-florida/8119165001/