NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Roger Stone claims that videos of him calling for violence ahead of the 2020 election are deep fakes created by CNN.

To be fair to Roger, his bro James O’Keefe does it all the time.

What Товарищ Путин told him to do if he doesn’t want those videos to wind up on the front page of Breitbart, I assume.

And the men who impregnated them, accessories.

Wait… he didn’t?

Right up there with “Hunter Biden is doing all-night naked waterslide rides with hookers!”. Which was supposed to make Hunter look degenerate but is seriously making me reconsider some of my life choices because damn, that sounds fun.

Stealing this.

My bold.

That’s what they all say.

Hygienically, that sounds icky. But the spirit of it sounds great. Surprised it didn’t make it in the movie.

I’m sure there’s chlorine in the water, so count me in. Hannity is just mad he wasn’t invited.

I will chip in for a one-way ticket for this asshole to be sent directly to Moscow.

It always cracks me up when Republicans attack their Democratic challengers with statements like “they voted for Nancy Pelosi’s agenda 100% of the time.” As if Republicans never just blindly vote the way the party tells them to… :roll_eyes:

I’ll chip in too if they make him a Russian citizen. And then ship him off to the front.

It’s the “all-night” part that piques my skepticism. Personally, I can only handle about an hour and a half of watersliding with hookers.

Admittedly, after a while the waterslide is going to chafe one’s naked backside. As might the hookers too.

I detect some animosity🤭

Mr Carlson is always very keen to defend Russia. I’m just suggesting a better way for him to do that.

I think you have to pay extra for that.

Sans serif Cyrilic looks weird.

For those who can’t read it. It says “Tovarishch (Comrade) Putin.”

That’s what the lazy river is for.

What’s a lazy river?

50 bucks, same as in town.