NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Giant ants?

Overall there are slightly more minorities in the armed forces than in the general population , Interestingly black women in particular are over represented.

We’ll have to ask Kent Brockman his opinion.

Even if true, when did Republican stalwarts care anything about white Southerners, except for their votes? Nothing new here.

More noxious than stupid, considering that the dogwhistle will probably resonate well within the empty skulls of its target audience:

https://thehill.com/homenews/3671759-gop-senators-ad-if-you-hate-cops-next-time-youre-in-trouble-call-a-crackhead/

Sen. John [Neely] Kennedy released a new campaign ad over the weekend accusing “woke leaders” of blaming police for “surging” violent crime in his home state.
“Look, if you hate cops just because they’re cops, the next time you get in trouble, call a crackhead,” Kennedy said at the end of the ad.

(Or maybe it is stupid, since the strategy of calling a crackhead is unlikely to work out very well given that 1)as I noted earlier, the FBI confiscated his phone and 2)even if he gets the call, he’s unlikely to defend you very effectively by attacking the mugger with a pillow.)

Brett Favre has hired a former Trump attorney to defend him against fraud charges related to his misuse of welfare funds.

Ron Johnson, without a sense of irony: “We really are the live-and-let-live party. I really don’t care what you do … You go live your life, and that’s fine. I’m not gonna impose the way I live my life on somebody else.”

The “nuns” that keep showing up at MAGAt rallies are not real nuns. They come from a non-profit organization that is not related to the Church, and in fact are sedevancatists (people who don’t think there has been a real Pope since they started allowing non-Latin languages in church services.

Elon Musk has decided to grace us all with his peace plan for Ukraine, which, unsurprisingly, is “give the Russians everything they want in exchange for nothing”.

It’s a very good thing that this clown can never run for president.

The right is horrified abut the new purple M&M.

Wait til the rainbow M&Ms come out. And the ones that say “Black M&Ms Matter!”

Meh. The Roman Catholic Church doesn’t have any special power to say who’s a nun or not. But good on the RCC for calling out that they’re not RCC.

Unless you want to:

  • Get an abortion
  • Smoke pot
  • Check out certain books from the library
  • Marry someone that is your own gender
  • Define gender differently than what I do
  • Pick your own gender pronouns

But beyond those things, we don’t care what you do.

Or get a civil union with someone your own gender. Unless same sex marriage is legal, then suddenly it turns out you were all for civil unions the whole time and you can’t believe how the homosexual agenda is shoving gay marriage down your throat when they should just be satisfied with civil unions.

Um, they kind of do? Being Roman Catholic is part of the definition of being a nun. Other religions include female monastic traditions, but none of the members of those are called “nuns”.

Buddhist sisters are called nuns.

Not just Roman Catholic:

In Christianity, nuns are found in the Roman Catholic, Oriental Orthodox, Eastern Orthodox, Lutheran, and Anglican traditions, as well as other Christian denominations.

I wonder how they got into the habit.

Go. To. Your. Room.

We’ll have nun of that here, mister!