Smart people (or even moderately aware people) don’t vote Republican.
“Woke”, the current Republican curse word.
Newsmax anchor claims that Impossible burgers contain Bill Gates’s microchips.
Well, some people will never take the vaccine, but they will eat a burger. (Although probably not an Impossible Burger.)
Without the microchips they wouldn’t be crunchy would they?
Wouldn’t they poop them out then?
trying to understand…
Sorry, questions involving science (accurate science, that is) are not allowed.
These are burrowing microchips.
Or perhaps embedded in tapeworm eggs?
Eh, that’s where we put the LGBTQ+ hormones.
As long as we don’t get Spring Surprise, I’m good.
Ilona Braverman needs to be loving hand-coated in the finest lark’s vomit.
Put word out that guns and voting machines have a coating of microchips.
This is what EmpTy-Greene was warning us about: Bill is growing these small chip containing fake meats in peach tree dishes!
Hush! The Gazpacho have ears everywhere.
Well, there’s your problem.
On the upside, at least these people will never be mistaken for journalists.
That’s not a bad idea.
Why would we put microchips into vaccines and impossible burgers when we know that you will avoid them?
That’s why we put them in your guns.
Moreover, we actually do put tons of microchips into your computers and phones, and that doesn’t stop you from carrying your phones wherever you go, and spouting your stupid opinions on the internet.
(The universal “you”, not anyone in this thread.)
Well, except you. You know who you are. (And no, I’m not talking about @ekedolphin, I’m talking about you.)