My daffy right-wing conspiracy-theorist landlord has (he thinks) disabled all the tracking functions on his phone in an effort to prevent the government from spying on him.
I had to bluntly tell him, “Quite frankly… you’re not that important.”
Tell him to measure down 2 inches from the top, 1.5 inches from the right, and drive a nail into it at that location.
That’s the only way to disable all the trackers.
There’s a horse loose in a hospital. (Jack Mulaney)
You mean on his head, right?
Today’s episode of insane disinformation was made possible with a generous grant from the beef industry.
I’ve come to the conclusion that the erstwhile staff of the Weekly World News has been retained to craft GQP memes and talking points. I would not be surprised to hear that Biden is actually Bat Boy in disguise.
HEY!
Spoilers, dude!
“Hello, Dominion Voting Systems? I’m an assistant VP for PR at Impossible Foods. When your lawyers finish up your case, we’ve got another job offer for them…”
Or those Smartmatic chumps might beat them to it.
What’s with all this obscure horse-in-the-hospital shite?
It’s basically the same idea as a bull in a china shop, except instead of broken plates, people die.
Idaho wants to ban drag queens.
Okay, I’m torn between asking them to actually define “Drag Queen” in a legal sense, so I know exactly how to dress up to circumvent that, or noting their justification for this is:
citing a section of the Idaho Constitution that states the first concern of all good government is the virtue and sobriety of the people and the purity of the home.
…and starting “Drunk Uncle Storytime” shows at the local library. Let’s see how serious they really are about “sobriety”.
C’mon, we all already know this law is going to be written in a way that prohibits both kilts and pants suits while allowing men to wear bras and women to wear jock-straps.
You were saying?
Well, what I’d say is that most actual china shops probably don’t have individual shelves carefully spaced more than one bull-width apart, with lots of room at the end of the “aisles” for turning.
The layout in your Mythbusters video is not so much a china shop as a set of spacious supermarket-type aisles in an open-air corral devoid of panicky screaming humans, which is probably a pretty different environment from what a bull suddenly introduced into a real china shop would encounter.
Then how does he send and receive calls and texts?
Fox is upset that Biden eats ice cream cones.
Did Mr. Watters ever call out TFG for taking 3-day golfing weekends every week? Or for saying he got 2 scoops of ice cream but every one else was only allowed one?
Well, they’re not wrong. Don’t you remember that fine dining experience his predecessor had for Clemson?
Dark Brandon strikes again!
