NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Alternately, he (or whatever alt-right whackjob has become the Grima to his Theoden) is planning to spin this as “See? I TOLD you the Jews were out to get me!”

If I knew more singers I’d do a whole cast. Maybe Bowie as an elf of some kind?

I try very hard not to keep abreast of what Kanye is up to but damn, the man really needs a mental health intervention.

It’s a matter of public record that he’s bipolar and refuses to take his meds because he thinks they hamper his creativity. That’s probably not the only thing wrong with him either, but at this point it seems like he’s driven away anyone who was ever capable of caring about him or helping him, and he’s surrounded himself entirely with yes-men, clout-chasers, and grifters who are all too eager to tell him what he wants to hear and use him for whatever profit they think they can squeeze out of his brand.

It says something about the dysfunctional and sexist state of our mental healthcare system that Britney Spears was forced into a conservatorship for fifteen years and she was never at her worst anywhere near where Kanye is at his best.

And I hope his children are cared-for properly since he’s said that he thinks they might be “imposters” which has frightening implications.

South Carolina congressman asserts that a cabal of elitists, including Barak Obama, are running the country, not Joe Biden,

Pete Davidson: Make Kanye 2006 Again

Ah, yes. He was so much more sensible and well-balanced back then.

Of course, the above sketch was long before Pete Davidson started dating Kim, after which Kanye responded by inciting death threats against him.

Then why haven’t they instituted Forced Universal Health Care, Godless Socialism, a 70% Income Tax on Rich People and Corporations, and Guaranteed Income for Slackers and Other Lazy Bastards? Because that would surely be their first order of business.

I know: don’t call you Shirley.

Boy, Ron Reagan and the FReedom From REligion organization are gonna be pissed.

I feel like a lot of Americans will shrug at that and say, “Yeah, but the economy…”

I look forward to Pence’s lack of complaints when he’s forced to wear a burka . . . oh wait, I’m sure, somehow, that’s different.

Empty Greene mouths off some more:

“You know what they did after January 6, Steve? They stopped donating. All the lobbyists, all the big corporations stopped donating to a whole bunch of my Republican colleagues that they used to donate to,” Greene said.

“They said: ‘Oh no, we can’t support you because of the big lie,’ or whatever they want to call it,” she continued.

“There is going to be investigations coming,” Greene added. “And there should be. There definitely should be, because the way corporations have conducted themselves, I’ve always called it corporate communism.”

So, because many major corporations found the actions of Republicans on Jan 6 reprehensible and decided to quit donating to GOP campaigns, they should be investigated? Am I understanding that right? Investigated for what? What laws are they breaking?

ETA: I know, trying to make sense of anything coming out of Marjorie Traitor Greene’s pie hole is pointless.

The law that says you have to keep giving money to grifters and Nazis, of course. It’s all right there in the Big Book O’Laws.

No, you can’t look. The Book is only for Republicans.

All the businesses on the block stopped making payments to us because they said we’re some sort of mafia crime syndicate. So we burned them to the ground.

Don’t you know that republicans are entitled to support, to helpful news coverage, to financial support. They are ENTITLED!

The law of Supply and Demand.

You know, “We Demand unlimited funding, so you better Supply it!”

God, is she stupid.

The Republican candidate for Governor of Michigan says the Democrats are trying to overthrow the government and re-enslave people out of revenge for losing the Civil War.