NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

She wants us to be 195th in technology, doesn’t she? Uneducated lords, uneducated serfs, and the church controlling the education.

Talk about ignorance.

“Who says?” Well, I assume that would be the state Board of Education.

Does she want to replace those math, science, and history hours with something else? Or just make it easier for stupid people to graduate from high school?

Bible study and gun practice?

Pull! < sights in on flying Bible >

Republican gubernatorial candidate’s take on a non-credible threat to his life:

“This is exactly the product of JB Pritzker, you know, his divisiveness and his rhetoric,” Bailey said. “JB Pritzker’s creating this.”

Um…

It’s true! In fact, I got hit with hammers twice yesterday afternoon!

I’ve never been hammered in my life.
But that’s a different tack.

Nailed it.

You just need a few Rusty Nails.

I’ll stick with Screwdrivers.

We used to live about a block and a half from Rusty Nails. He had a pretty fancy house over on 45th street.

School board candidate in NJ dresses up as Paul Pelosi’s attacker for Halloween, claims not to know what “Where is Nancy?” means when the media gets wind of it.

The race he’s in is nonpartisan, but I don’t think we need to guess what his affiliation is.

Additionally, it’s up to Don Bolduc to PROVE he’s not 200 pounds of rotting fish heads dressed up in a logo windbreaker.

Will Paul Pelosi now become a hero to the right now that it’s been revealed that his attacker is in the country illegally?

I can see “being a real Bolduc” becoming a shorthand for a jerk.

JD Vance says his opponent wants to flood the borders with illegal immigrants and then use tax money to pay for sexual reassignment surgery for them.

Amazing. I wonder if people watching Fox News ever ask themselves questions like “Why would Vance’s opponent tell Vance what he wants to do?” If I wanted to know what Democrats wanted to do I’d ask them.

I was wondering, “Where are they going to find millions of immigrants who are willing to get sex reassignment surgery?” I mean, sure, living in the States might be cool, but there are limits to what I’d volunteer for!

My Pillow guy just said that over 5 million votes were stolen in Brazil. I guess he just can’t help himself.