NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Individual 1 supporter claims that people all over the world are voting for Republicans.

Yet it’s the Democrats with the fraudulent votes? I’m confused.

Dumbfuckery on an epic scale.

True, but when considering only Trump supporters, that’s dumbfuckery of a common variety.

“You have Australians voting for us”

So…voter fraud?

All those votes Mike Lindell found in Brazil? They’re actually misrouted votes for Trump from 2020!

:wink:

Close, but at least Donald had “Christians” laying hands on him and telling him he was the Chosen One. So far as I know there haven’t been similar scenes of “Christians” pumping up ol’ Ron.

And DeSantis has upped the standard by actually re-writing the Bible. An 8th day of Creation, with Himself being the sole focus of the Deity: that is a brand new level of megalomania.

More DeSantis, er, qualities, made the news today: the New York Times broke a story about Ron supposedly inviting himself to parties of teenagers when he was teaching at a private school in Georgia. (I’ll link to The Insider’s version as it’s not paywalled: )

The photos accompanying this news in some places are smiling group shots of DeSantis, Matt Gaetz, and Gaetz’ infamous “wingman” Joel Greenberg. Apparently there are many such shots to choose from.

(my bolding in quote)

“Ron DiSanctimonious”

Let the childish insult wars commence.

Ronny Jackson, AKA Doctor Feelgood:

This guy allegedly has an MD degree.

And to think this guy was Obama’s doctor for three years.

Individual 1 just called the governor of Florida “Ron DeSanctimonious” Get out the popcorn.

Not his best work.

Nice to see he’s finally found something the Democrats can agree with!

I, for one, am shocked and horrified by the implication that Loser Donald actually knows what “sanctimonius” means, and that he managed to pronounce it correctly instead of mumbling out “Ron Desantaclaus” or “Ron DeSacramento” or “Ron Florida”.

Remember, for Republicans, every accusation is a confession.

Indeed.

But it’s certainly interesting to watch this new campaign against DeSantis, with the New York Times pitching in in its frequent role as Supporter Of Whatever The One-Percent Wants (At the Moment).

We’ll see how the Murdochs parse this. Will they participate in the uncrowning of partially-coronated Ron? Or will they throw in with him and pretend that’s not going to infuriate Donald?

The official Fox account on Truth Social had the temerity to criticize Individual 1 for being mean to Ronny.

Or Ron Apple, if he got more confused than usual.

Fox News (and the moneymen behind it) don’t want to see Cheato and DeSantorum tear each other apart – they need the latter as Plan B if the former flames out or succumbs to one too many fatty hamberders.

I’ve been hearing a campaign ad for a Trumplican candidate – as in “liberals are destroying the country”* – depicting said candidate as an “honest conservative”.**

*Paraphrased from his own ad.

**Direct quote from an ad by a self-proclaimed “non-partisan” interest group on behalf of the candidate.

“Honest conservative” is one who says the quiet part out loud?