NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

That reminds me of the guy who ran around in ever-decreasing concentric circles until he disappeared up his own asshole.

But if they’re all parallel to one another, it should be more like a gyre-like formation. :crazy_face:

Yeah - snow cover - no work today.

DeSanctimonious is telling the Feds they can’t send observers to Florida polling places.

Plus, if you wanted to get rid of him, you’d have to impeach him twice!

Wait…That didn’t work the last time 'round, did it? :frowning:

You offer him immunity to testify against himself. Let’s see if he can throw himself under the bus.

Trump somehow develops a second personality, Don Trump II, just to blame it.

“Somehow”? He’s already got pretending to be someone else down cold.

Paywalled for me. What’s his excuse? They would “interfere” with what the poll monitors are interfering with?

Paywalled. Can you quote the relevant bit(s)?

Never mind. I found it here:

Florida warns DOJ that federal election monitors are not allowed inside polling places | CNN Politics

Grant immunity to Donald Trump and get all the grimy testimony. Then, switch in the gold-fringed flag and prosecute the sovereign citizen DONALD TRUMP to the full extent of admiralty law. As commander-in-chief, he is fully accountable there.

/satire

So did the feds tell him to pound sand? “How many divisions does DeSantis have?”

Pretty much I assume. They don’t want anyone to document their illegal activities.

Individual 1 says he has dirt on DeSanctimonious. I wonder if it has anything to do with the time DeS was a 23 year old high school teacher and attended alcohol parties with his students.

If it is, it’s probably because he was there too.

I wonder if, sometimes, Trump just says stuff.

Trump confirms that he is an idiot.

Aubrey Huff, the former Major League Baseball player turned right wing troll, is losing his election for School Board by 19% to 81%. I don’t know what he expected, since he was running in Solana Beach, California, which is heavily Democratic.

These days, that and a stubborn refusal to ignore reality puts you on the “Stolen election! Voter Fraud!” grift gravy train for life.

Loser Donald is blaming Melania for his endorsement of Mehmet “Trust me baby, I’m a doctor” Oz.

His ubiquity is one of his more useful superpowers.

And very sadly, Florida doesn’t have a lot of investigative journalists of good reputation–so we may never know what Ron’s “Election Police” were getting up to.

Fascism! We got it!