Congresswoman Nancy Kaptur defeated her Republican opponent who was a 2020 denier and participated in 1/6. He actually has conceded.
Oh, you know Flinger O’Catsup will have something kind and generous to say about that.
Is that the word you meant to use?
Apologies if this has been mentioned and I missed it, but in August the party faithful primaried Jaime Herrera Beutler (R/WA-3) for having the temerity to support The Leader’s second impeachment. Her anointed replacement was Joe Kent, a True Believer.
Oooopsie. Officially the race is “too close to call,” but at this point it looks like the aforementioned party faithful have turned a pretty safe red seat blue.
Palm Beach is under a mandatory evacuation order due to Hurricane Nicole, but Loser Donald is refusing to leave.
Perhaps he intends to deflect the storm with a Sharpie.
So, wouldn’t that mean that there are Secret Service members who would be forced to stay? I’m sure he wouldn’t dream of putting others in danger!
Hahaha. I actually just typed that. Hahaha
I have a mental image of Jared and Melania frantically paddling a dinghy while Donald sits in the back, arms folded, complaining that they aren’t paddling hard enough and that he was the first one to say a hurricane was coming.
Posting when you haven’t slept in 36 hours means you miss stuff already said!
Ain’t no problem to not use a double negative!
I have this delightful vision of TFG wandering around the empty club, screaming for a diet Coke, and getting redder and redder and redder because he’s alone and there’s no one to run fetch it for him.
I endorse this decision by the former president. 
In the Election Strategies Guaranteed to Win Dept.:
Mine’s about the same, except he is floating around an empty and flooded club.
Just a question that I thought about: have Donald and Melania Trump been seen with each other recently? Like in the last two years? I’m curious.
Edit: just checked, and they were together on election day. I’m surprised. Actually I’m surprised that they are still married too.
Greed is a powerful motivator.
Mar-A-Largo is a big place, her parents and son live there, she spends most of each day at the spa, which is free for her. She has chefs that make her whatever she wants, which is free for her and gets to shop for free whenever she’s not at the spa getting free massages. She probably never even has to see the fat wrinkly old guy she married.
It’s a typical life for a trophy wife, except she actually lives at the country club.
in my vision he’s standing chest deep in slowly rising water, continuing to claim that the claims of storm surge and flooding is a fake news liberal hoax.
Didn’t work for King Canute, won’t work for him. Though I’d like to see him goaded into it.
…while also claiming that the very terrible Democrat* governor of Florida is to blame for the hurricane.
*Yes, I know.
At least Canute knew it wouldn’t work.
My guess is that Trump is staying at Mar–A-Lago to keep an eye on those classified documents that he still hasn’t turned over to the National Archives.