MTG invokes the duck factor.
She issued another tweet a few minutes later which corrected her choice of verbs, but the feathers were already ruffled.
I think she’s just poking fun at the loser Dr Oz.
I imagine watching her trying to count would be painful.
I have this delightful vision of TFG wandering around the empty club, screaming for a diet Coke, and getting redder and redder and redder because he’s alone and there’s no one to run fetch it for him.
It must have been galling to be betrayed by his personal Coke valet:
Junior better hope his personal coke valet is more loyal…
$135K a year to fetch Diet Cokes for TFG? Hell, for that money, I’d take the job.
No, no, I wouldn’t.
Did she address the issue of “trying to count ballots”? Makes it sound like she’s already taken her shoes off, and run out of toes.
In fairness, she is a fan of Donald.
Can I open the Cokes and spit in them?
If someone were to spike his Diet Cokes with LSD before one of his speeches/rallies, I wonder if anyone could tell the difference?
He might make sense.
$135,000 / (12 cokes a day / 365 days per year) = $30 per Diet Coke delivery. No fucking way that is worth it.
How much does he charge for them on his properties?
I still remember one of those videos that Vicente Fox made shortly after Trump became president. “Donald, I notice you drink a lot of Diet Coke… which, by the way, is not working…”
Truly. I mean, there’s only so many times you can take a shower in scalding hot alcohol.
I think so. As soon as he paused the hostility, standing speechless for a while, looking up and smiling, grinning and looking around, mouth open but not speaking, finally imploring: “Oh wow! It’s beautiful!” people would get suspicious.
I’ve often heard Trump referred to as a “Cnut” or something very similar.
Depending on my mood and/or the phase of the moon, I’ve referred to him as King Cannot.
Loser Donald is yelling at the TV again.
Youngkin can’t run for reelection, so the Presidency is a logical move for him, Individual 1 is trying to stop him in his tracks.
The Governor of Oklahoma has dedicated every square inch of the state for Jesus. That may be surprising to Jews and people of other faiths when they go to their places of worship.
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