Also, I’d be surprised if most of them could carry a tune.
Musical theater? That’s a bit…“suspect,” don’t you think? And isn’t that Mary Martin in drag??!?
Blood sucking parasites who whither and die when exposed to sunlight?
Sounds about right.
As long as they just keep it to shofars and don’t break out the vuvuzelas.
What, with the World Cup just around the corner.
Turn the machines back on!
A reminder that the Proud Boys are literally named after a song in the stage version of the musical Aladdin.
In other news, there are still idiots out there proposing that Trump should be made Speaker of the House. This is apparently legally possible as the Speaker does not have to be an elected member of the House, but it would way too much work for Trump (more work than Presidenting) and would cause carnage within the GOP. So I say go for it.
Eh, the World Cup and Trumpists are both massively corrupt so it might be appropriate.
It’s only a lot of work if you actually do the work (kind of like Presidenting). Trump would just not do it, and other people in the House would pick up the slack.
I impeach Joe and Kamala cuz they’re the worst poopyheads who never liked my steaks.
This is the cover of Ted Cruz’s new book:
Does that statue look familiar? It may, because it’s “The Motherland Calls”, an 85m high monument to “Heroes of the Battle of Stalingrad” in Volgograd, Russia.
Cruz has previously spread pro-Russia propaganda, so I suppose his choice of cover art shouldn’t be surprising. A pity he doesn’t support his own country so much.
Don’t forget he’s part Cuban. All Cuban since his mother’s citizenship doesn’t count.
I wonder if he talks in the book at all about Mitch McConnell not bringing up Democratic-nominated judicial appointees for a vote for eight years during the Obama administration. Oh, of course not, because that would be “how the radical right weaponized the legal system.” How silly of me.
Well, at least he was not born in Cuba.
There is much question as to whether his parents were married when Rafael was born, and therefore whether he is in the country legally.
A lot of people are saying he was. An “extremely reliable source” called me yesterday and said his birth certificate is a fraud. I have investigators in Havana and you won’t believe what they’re finding out.
Are they releasing their findings in two weeks?
No, we’ve got Infrastructure Week penciled in there.
@Smapti is much more efficient than TFG - I’m sure it will only take (a rolling) 10 days to present the evidence.
After the Arizona Governor’s race was called for Hobbs, Kari Lake said, “Arizonans know BS when they see it.” Right, that’s why they voted for Hobbs.
Biggest self-own of the election!
Hey Kari: if oh say 31000 unvaccinated Arizona republicans hadn’t died of Covid, maybe they would have voted for you.
Right! She should have used the Democratic ploy: having dead people vote.