NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

he has his ion you

That’s a rather charged accusation.

Easily reversed.

We now know the real reason the Democrats win elections. According to Jesse Watters, it’s single women.

Single women need to get married and “settle down” so they stop voting for Democrats, Fox News host Jesse Watters unbelievably urged on national TV Thursday.

“Single women and voters under 40 have been ‘captured’ by Democrats,” Watters complained in the wake of the GOP’s disappointing midterm elections.

“We need these ladies to get married. It’s time to fall in love and just settle down. Guys, go put a ring on it,” he urged.

More Republican stupidity quoted in the link.

I notice he has a solution for the single women voters, but what’s his plan for those under 40?

Are you trying to make light of it?

Not particle-arly.

If it quarks like a duck …

I tend to be Neutron about the whole thing.

No, I’m trying to qualify as a boson’s mate.

I 've had other things on my mind the past few days and haven’t been following all of the election news. Has there been a lot of Republicans who lost claiming that their elections were stolen by those evil perfidious(?) Democrats?

Some of them were in close contests, and the Arizona governor’s race still hasn’t been called. Don’t want to call an election fraudulent while there’s still a chance you might win.

Ummm, no. Lake has been demanding SOMETHING be done about the stolen election since long be for votes started being counted.

The Fat Orange Baboon isn’t bothering demanding recounts, he just wants everything done over.

Since before the election, actually. She would never answer the question if she’d accept a loss.

She is stating it now. Her supporters are out side the election board with signs that say Hobbs = cheat.

Jamie Herrera Beutler, Republican from the third District of Washington, voted to impeach. She was primaried, and lost the primary to Joe Kent. Kent lost the general election to Democrat Marie Gluesenkamp-Perez. Beutler had held the seat since 2010.

They’re marching around the building blowing shofars and calling for the fall of the walls of Jericho. They also are demanding that the military intercede and that a new election be held.

One of her supporters managed to collapse of heat exhaustion due to all the exertion in the 71F afternoon.

I’m willing to have the military intercede, but not in the way the protesters are hoping for.

‘Things happened that I don’t like so the Army should make everyone do what I want!!111!!!’

Ah, those MAGA folks. Nothing can make them grow up!

They’re like the Lost Boys, only less adorable.