NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

His tax records say he lives in Texas.

They have taxes in Texas? I heard otherwise.

They have federal taxes.

Arizona woman calls for death penalty for election supervisors.

“The voting booth is supposed to be a time for a peaceful revolution,” she added. “Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution necessary.”

Let’s see… what was the advice given to us by Trump supporters after he won the election in 2016? Oh yeah, “Fuck your feelings, your candidate lost. Get over it, snowflake.” Seems appropriate here, now.

But their candidate didn’t lose, can’t you see that? So it’s an entirely different situation.

Elon Musk wants very very badly for people to think he’s cool, so he tweeted a photo of his nightstand - which features a replica painting of Washington crossing the Delaware, two toy guns, and four open cans of Caffeine-Free Diet Coke.

There is no way that anyone will ever convince me that that isn’t a ‘pee bottle’ in the back.

Hey, following the life path of Howard Hughes starts with a single step…

I think we can assume it’s at the far corner because he’s mistakenly drunk out of at least once.

The dude that had “Hunter Biden’s laptop” in his computer repair shop is willing to testify before a congressional committee on one condition: they have to let him wear his kilt.

I saw a photoshop that turned it into a penis pump. Turned into, or extrapolated, hmmm?

Given that the object on the bottom left is clearly a butt plug I don’t see where a penis pump is out of the question.

Ouch!

Best parody that I’ve seen so far;

Apparently it’s a Tibetan Buddhist religious symbol called a vajra.

Wait until the maga crowd finds out their golden fuckboi is into one of those religions.

The flintlock is a non-firing gift set purchased from a site called “Knifecenter” for $82.95;

The other gun is a non-working replica of a gun from Deus Ex: Human Revolution, a game which openly satirizes people like Elon Musk.

Imagine being the world’s richest man and surrounding yourself with cheap toys to try and impress internet randos.

Cochise County AZ is refusing to certify its election results. Not because they have qualms about their processes — heavens, no! — but because something something Maricopa something fraud something something.

What makes this an especially SRIOTD (if they follow through) is that Cochise is heavily conservative/Republican, so not including their results can only help the Democrats. Which is probably why they plan to revisit the issue on Friday, four days after the county deadline and six days before the state deadline.

Richie Rich never heard of a coaster?

Hobbs’ office also threatened last week to reluctantly certify the state election results on Dec. 8 without Cochise County’s votes. Excluding the votes from heavily Republican county “would threaten to flip the victor in at least two close races — a U.S. House seat and state schools chief — from a Republican to a Democrat,”

Oh, please, oh, please.

DeSantis says that Congress should investigate if Apple bans Twitter from the app store.