NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Nah, this should be fought hard, or else precedent is set for blue voters to be ignored in two years.

Herschel Walker says he lives in Texas.

https://constitution.congress.gov/browse/essay/artI-S3-C3-1/ALDE_00013345

Under the Senate Qualifications Clause set forth at Article I, Section 3, Clause 3, Senators must be at least thirty years of age, a citizen for at least nine years, and an inhabitant of the state from which he or she is elected. While the Senate Qualifications Clause expressly requires inhabitancy at the time of the election

By adopting an inhabitancy requirement, the Framers sought to ensure that Senators would represent the interests of their states.9 In his Commentaries on the Constitution of the United States, Justice Joseph Story noted [I]t is manifestly proper, that a state should be represented by one, who, besides an intimate knowledge of all its wants and wishes, and local pursuits, should have a personal and immediate interest in all measures touching its sovereignty

Not sure if this footnote changes anything.

The Framers adopted the term “inhabitant” in favor of “resident” because, as understood at that time, “inhabitant” would not, in the words of James Madison, “exclude persons absent occasionally for a considerable time on public or private business”

Hobbs is fighting it which once again demonstrates Democrats are more interested in doing their jobs then pwning the trogs.

Now-deleted tweet from Marjorie Traitor Greene:

So many people still wearing masks.
I just want to ask you
If a pair of underwear, really thick
ones, high quality cotton, can’t
protect you from a fart, then how will
a mask protect you from covid??

I think this calls for a test.

I think we can avoid the need for testing with a little consideration of theory, as follows.

  1. Diameter size of odoriferous molecules that transmit smells, including fart smells, to our olfactory receptors: about a few nm (nanometers) or less
  2. Diameter size of SARS-CoV-2 virus particle: about 100 nm
  3. Diameter size of aerosol or droplet nucleus in respiratory emission: less than 5 microns = 5000 nm
  4. Diameter size of droplet in respiratory emission: more than 5 microns = 5000 nm
  5. Mesh aperture size of N95 filter: about 0.3 microns = 300 nm
  6. Yarn diameter (somewhat larger than aperture size) in cotton jersey knit underwear: on the order of 1 mm = 1000000 nm

Spelling it out in words of (nearly) one syllable, for the benefit of MTG-level intelligences:

The. Holes. In. Undies. Cloth. Are. About. A. Million. Times. Bigger. Than. Stink. Bits.

The. Holes. In. Mask. Cloth. Are. About. Ten. Times. SMALLER. Than. Breath. Bits.

That, more or less, is why even good-quality “thick” cotton underwear can’t prevent fart odor molecules from getting through, while mask fabrics do quite a good job of preventing respiratory aerosols and droplets, which carry virus particles, from getting through.

Of course, mask seals aren’t perfect so mask protection isn’t 100%. But they do a hell of a lot better job at filtering droplets than clothing fabrics do at filtering smell molecules.

Fart odor molecules getting through your clothing is like a person running through a “forest” of trees spaced a couple hundred miles apart. They just breeze on through with almost zero impediment.

I hope if she ever needs surgery she demands that nobody in the Operating Room be allowed to wear a mask. And I hope she finds a doctor plus staff willing to comply. And I hope the doctor and staff all enjoy beans the night before the procedure.

I’m sure she’ll be fine.

Put it in simple moron terms.

Panties keep your pants from getting skid marks. COVID isn’t the stink, it’s the skids.

I can’t see if this has already been shared-Still unclear on the value of masks? Let the pee meme explain

That meme is pretty scientifical for Mikey to get. Besides, it’s Donnie who’s into pee. Someone needs to come up with an explanation involving flies.

Something along the lines of, “If a fly shits on your hair, you’ve got fly shit on your hair. But if you’re wearing a hat, you won’t get as much on you. If the fly is also wearing diapers, then you won’t get any.”

Har Har Har! Lookit theses Libruls, now they want us t’ put diapers on flies!

i’m sure pence would approve of diapers on flies.

So to be clear, you’re saying I should NOT jam a pair of tighty-whities over MTG’s head and sit on her, farting?

Pay-Per-View, anyone?

I would pay, but @Dung_Beetle would have to eat a lot of beans before doing it.

:notes: They see me rollin’, they’re disgusted, I’m eating lots of beans “n” weenies… :notes:

Shartin’ Dirty?

Good title.