NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Lawmakers in both parties voted near-unanimously in favor of the resolution, 426-3. The only votes in opposition were from three Republicans: Reps. Paul Gosar (Ariz.), Thomas Massie (Ky.) and Matt Rosendale (Mont.).

Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-Ill.) said it was “unreal” that three fellow Republicans voted against the resolution.

“Talk to me when our border is secure,” Gosar retorted on Twitter.

Now, where have I seen this plan before? Oh, that’s right…

Or just tell them “nope, not us”. There is a tradition of the US and Russian leaders believing each other instead of their intelligence agencies. Well, that might be more of a one-way thing, but certainly worth a try.

This is ©2010. The sunflower seeds reference is appropriate today.

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Brilliant! Let’s send NOT ME and IDA KNOW to Ukraine as an elite commando team to sabotage Russian operations units and supply lines. We can have a training montage and everything! If they can scatter sunflower seeds, they can be trained to scatter tank caltrops.

De Santis’s crazy surgeon general says there is no evidence that masks save lives, and “Losing those extra pounds, eating a nutritious diet, keeping your vitamin D levels up, those things save lives."

Florida Man Congressional candidate gets pulled over for speeding, asks the police officer if she knows who he is, demands to know if she’s a Russian immigrant.

The state of Florida has officially shut down Melania’s charity fundraiser after it became evident that the supposed charity didn’t exist.

Another grifting operation comes to an end.

Time for the Trumps to set up another one!

DeSantis is slipping. He didn’t interfere.

JD Vance calls Republicans who care about Ukraine “garbage Republicans”.

You’re looking for this:

or maybe this:

Heh. The SDMB’s own @Martin_Hyde is doubtless annoyed with this dumbass for degrading their shared name.

(Yikes, I hope and trust it’s not actually the same guy…)

Have you heard of Truth Social which is going to be fully ready in two weeks?

A former Sean Hannity producer is indicted for violating sanctions against Russian oligarchs that were set into place after the Russian invasion of Crimea, not the current invasion.

Lindsay Graham apparently fucked us over because he needed to look tough.

By calling for assassination, he just made perfect propaganda for Russia, getting its people to possibly believe this is a war of the West going after Russia. He also made it much less likely, as Putin will add more security due to a foreign threat. And the oligarchs now look like Western traitors if they do it.

Even his own party is mad at him. Even fucking Greene told him off for it. When she sounds like the reasonable one in the room…

Illinois gubernatorial candidate Richard Irvin is running on a “no Demoncrats” platform, aimed at keeping “radical woke mobs”* at bay.

*That exact phrase is being used in his radio campaign ads.

I suppose we can give him points for honesty. He’s straight up admitting he has no platform or ideas of his own. His only reason for being is to oppose anything the democrats want to do.

Tennessee state Senator Brian Kelsey announced today that he will not be running for reelection due to an exciting change to his personal life. That change was an indictment for campaign fund fraud.