NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

Looks like it goes as far back as 1946:

Well, that jerk was right. His patriotism is shit. Actually, he’s shit.

Now here’s some real genius stuff by everyone’s favorite republican:

Thank the good lord he is not still the leader of this country.

Until he is again…

:sob: :scream: :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

And one of Tan the Conman’s flack’s thinks Russia isn’t committing enough war crimes.

Came to post the above-mentioned Trump link, staying to snag post #666.

Bomb the shit out of them with … F-22s? What exactly is the bomb csrrying capacity of a Raptor?

Raptors are more into small arms.

Mark Meadows evidently used an address where he’s never lived for voter registration.

<Golf clap>

This has been put on your permanent record.

The never-ending stupidity of that man …

In the stable, he is a genius – unless there is any livestock in it.

… and then he’s a muck-raker…

Look, they’re the Geneva Conventions not the Geneva Laws!

I thought that was Bannon’s job. Or did the livestock object to his lack of personal hygiene?

… and constant requests for dates…

From a bunker deep below the Kremlin.

Commander Offonov: General Ivanonvitch, Nagurskoye airbase has just been attacked by two stealth aircraft coming from the north over the arctic.

General Ivanovitch: Prepare ICBMs and target Washington DC we will teach those American Dogs not to wake the Bear.

Commander Offonov: Wait general, although due to their stealth capabilities we were unable to track the aircraft, we caught a stalite image of them. They match the profile of an F22 but they have what appears to be the Chinese flag hastily painted on their wings.

General Ivanovitch: Chinese swine! Belay that last order and nuke Beijing instead.

This has to be the winner, I think we can close this thread, no idea can be more idiotic than thi one.

It could have been suggested we paint our planes with the sickle and star so we could sneak into Russia and kidnap Putin.