The House needs to introduce a bill to abolish those numerals with possibly terrorist origins and go back to… um… whatever we used before. Whatever that was…
The upside is no more zeros. (The Arabs invented them, right?) No more budget balancing, no more worries about deficit spending, no more zeros-- win-win!
Yep. The Republican Party has made its Trumpy bed, and they can lie in the pool of Russian hooker pee.
The next story will probably be “George Santos claims he founded a magazine named after himself.“
I read that as Margarine.
“I absolutely respect women, and the right to choose their own healthcare,” Nelsen said in a statement. So he’s pro-choice, then? Refreshing!
“Not like that!”
Equally likely.
“I’ve milked a few cows, spent most of my time walking behind lines of cows, so if you want some ideas on repro and the women’s health thing, I have some definite opinions.”
But wouldn’t the squeezing out of white liquid from a phallus-shaped fleshy thing might possibly pertain more to men’s than womens’ health? I’m sure he took that into consideration.
Earlier this week, a member of the Consumer Product Safety Commission mused that gas stoves could potentially be banned in the future if they couldn’t be made safer through regulation.
The right has morphed this into “JOE BIDEN IS COMING TO TAKE AWAY YOUR STOVE”.
Surprisingly, he is.
“I’m not extremist. Putting Idaho politics back to the middle would be good for everyone,” he said.
Nelsen says he doesn’t believe government should tell a woman what to do when it comes to issues like abortion.
Of course they’ve all forgotten their collective outrage at the “news” that Biden was going to ban beef. Heck, that happened way back in 2021–what self-respecting conservative could be expected to remember back that far???
Only banning burgers cooked on gas stoves. Off to the reich-wing triggers thread.
Wyoming is planning on banning electric vehicles.
https://wyoleg.gov/Legislation/2023/SJ0004
Congress should pass the How to Achieve No Carbon Hamburgers by Implementing Limits Law, or HANC HILL.
Wyoming should go back to the horse and buggy.
I Can’t Believe It’s Not George Santos
If at first you don’t win the lawsuit and get yourself installed as governor…try try to get another sucker to do it…
Kari Lake supporter files a suit to overturn the election.
This is my favorite part:
The petition was filed by Ryan Heath, who founded The Gavel Project, a nonprofit organization that describes its work as "peacefully fighting for civil liberties on behalf of victims suffering from the abuses of woke ideologues."
Oh, my stars. Somebody give me pearls to clutch.
Nope, a 7th century mathematician in India came up with the idea of zero being both a value and a placeholder. India is also responsible for the symbols we use to represent numbers now. The Western world calls them Arabic because the Arab world was where the Western world first learned about them.
Actually their legislature soon hopes to pass the ACRA (Advanced Coal Rolling Act).
Obituary for Michael Haight, the Utah man who murdered his wife, mother-in-law, and five kids before turning the gun on himself;
Meanwhile, his wife’s family put out a statement about how this would never have happened if only there had been MOAR GUNS.
