NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 2)

I am not a psychiatrist but his lying seems pathological.

Yeah, I’m thinking you don’t need to be a psychiatrist to get that.

They shouldn’t. After all, all humans have a psyche…but only some humans are psychopaths.

(Analogy might not hold up to strict etymological scrutiny.)

That doesn’t seem like a normal thing to brag about.
Even worse, he bragging about having an imaginary disease. /s

I read that as “The Supreme Court seceded” Hmmm… OK. Perhaps we can have law and order again.

Voter fraud in Iowa. By a Pub, of course.

ETA: Just noticed this was also posted in the Schadenfreunde thread. Sorry, guys, I just can’t keep up sometimes.

It’s OK, the GOP can’t keep up either.

House Republicans want to expunge Individual 1’s impeachments.

The House has reinstated smoking in the halls.

Just how does one do that? There are no actual memory holes that I know of.

Still, not again. Well, except for the fact that for today’s 'pubbies there is no “quiet part”.

And then they’ll move onto repealing the 13th, 14th, 15th, 19th, 22nd, 23rd, 24th, 25th, 26th, and 27th amendments to the constitution. Hell, why go for that? They’ll just chuck out Article 5 and replace it with their tan hero’s telepathic prowess.

The wife of a Republican candidate for Congress has been arrested for casting 23 ballots for her husband.

Just shows how lazy Democrats are. She had to work hard to create the phony ballots they couldn’t be bothered to. /s

So much for the whole “states rights” argument.

Alex Jones says that calculators were designed to enslave humans.

I bet they used calculators to figure out how much he owes the Sandy Hook parents.

Those calculators better have scientific notation.

And you know, a lot of those calculators use…

(looks right, looks left)

(stage whisper) Arabic numerals.

Science is fake news

Idaho state rep says he’s qualified to discuss “the women’s health thing” because he’s milked cows.