Especially in the bathroom. Wouldn’t you like to see one of them give the other a swirlie? I would!
I was thinking more “Girls Gone Wild” reality show type footage. Sixteen different camera angles gleaned from cell phones and security cameras.
Congressman Jefferson Van Drew wants New Jersey to stop all of its offshore wind projects, because … they kill the whales?
I’ll bet he thinks the wind they generate would make it hard for the whales to swim.
Sounds like he is asking for a scientific study. Or does the “research” he mentions involve viewing some Youtube videos?
It involves the Republicans in Congress holding hearings against Democrats.
Sure, right after the repubs hold hearings about how trump’s boondoggle wall affects wildlife.
Are they all traitorous whales like a certain former president?
Or are they simply tourists that tried to overthrow the government.
Why do I have the feeling that we need to explain to Jefferson Van Drew that whales are not fish and their existence/nonexistence has little impact on the fishing industry?
Why is it easy for me to imagine MTG grabbing Boebert by the hair and dunking her head in a toilet? Is it just me?
Well, it’s fun for me to imagine them to somehow both lose the fight badly.
The floor and/or the toilet can be declared the winner!
Like XKCD Seinfeld has this covered. https://youtu.be/0u8KUgUqprw?t=92
That depends on whether you’re one of those people who loves to say that birds are dinosaurs. By that same criteria, whales are, indeed, fish, as are all other tetrapods.
MTG looks like she has a weight and height advantage, so I will root for her.
I also have a feeling that we’re gonna have to explain that “kinds” are not a real thing either . . . so cladistics (et al.) is right off the table.
Is there a way for them both to lose?
Easy: She’ll say that it’s absolutely required for all women, and then still go sleeveless. You don’t seriously expect her to follow the rules she makes, do you?
Frankly, they both pack guns they’d probably shoot each other. Too bad no good guy with a gun here.
“If both survive the lirpa…”.
I’d bet money on “shooting everyone around them”. Even trained shooters miss a lot of the time, and it wouldn’t surprise me at all to find out these two aren’t quite as gung-ho super gun people as they like to pretend to be.