Well they certainly aren’t accurate in anything they say. I can’t imagine they are any better with a side arm so the best bet is RUN. The toilet swirly works too of course.
Windmills do not work that way! Good night!
Gina Carano got fired from The Mandalorian for her right wing political posts. This attracted the attention of Ben Shapiro, who hired her to make a movie for his new movie company. The movie aired for three days and made $918. The movie was criticized by the right wing for being too politically woke by having a strong woman in the lead.
The Federal Election Commission has ruled against the Republican National Committee, which claimed that Gmail’s email filter was biased against Republicans.
I have to nitpick here: Terror on the Prairie was a subscription-only release for Daily Wire subscribers, so it didn’t have a domestic box office. It did, however, have an international box office of around $13,000, which hilariously all came from two places: United Arab Emirates and Russia.
Uh yeah this thread is going to start moving faster now.
Looking at new books in the library. Oh, a new one by Jared Kushner! Looks to be about 400 pages.
The Republican Party seems to be trying to get as clusterfucky as it’s possibly trying to get
https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/17/politics/george-santos-committee-assignments/index.html
Mods: I honestly don’t know which of the deviant 'publican threads this should go in, but I decided to go with this one. Feel free to move the post to one of the others if you decide it should be there.
Walker’s former aide is suing Sclapp for sexual assault.
A former staffer on Republican Herschel Walker’s failed campaign for the Georgia Senate filed a lawsuit Tuesday against Republican political operative Matt Schlapp, alleging Schlapp sexually assaulted him in October when he was visiting Georgia to campaign for Walker–an allegation Schlapp has denied.
Actually, the “key facts” listed in the article are an interesting read.
Good old Morbo
The Committee on Science, Space, and Technology is perfect for him. Not only did he invent both the telescope and the microscope, but Santos’ General Theory of Relativity has revolutionized how we look at the universe.
And he won a Nobel Prize in Physics.
You mean the Santos Prize.
So is “Santos*” actually listed by name for the committees or the designation, “TBD”?
*A mostly fictional character.
Yeah, the real joke here is how her beloved target audience of MAGAts immediately turned on her for being a woman, and therefore “woke”. A pure “leopards eating faces” moment.
From what I recall, there was that reaction when she was originally cast on The Mandalorian in the first place–a lot of “ooh, another ‘strong woman who fights as good as a man,’ how woke of them” nonsense. It was only when she started saying transphobic stuff, and making the ugly Holocaust comparisons, that she briefly became a MAGA hero.
I’m not saying it wasn’t predictable, I’m saying it’s still funny. You see a pie in a slapstick act, you know it’s going in someone’s face, but you still laugh when it finally happens.
A flour mill produces flour therefore…
…Girl Scout Cookies
baby oil
Baby powder
(once you squeeze out the oil, what’s left gets dried out to become powder)
Eventually, more people are going to realize “woke” means “golden rule”.