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Like so many of us, Bill Barr has to lie to himself to be able to look himself in the mirror every morning. Unlike most of us, the lies he tells himself are extremely damaging to our democracy.
Bill Barr’s thought process is, “Hey, we sealed control of the Supreme Court for a generation and kept him from doing too much damage. We’ll do that again if he’s elected president again.”
Which is actually two lies and a truth, if you’re keeping track at home.
An ex Rand Paul aide, who is also married to his granddaughter, has been indicted on funneling Russian money into the 2016 election. He had already received a pardon from The Former Guy for other crimes he had been charged with. He also managed Mitch McConnell’s 2014 reelection campaign.
Rand Paul was born in 1963. How can he have a granddaughter who’s married?
Oh, yeah. Kentucky.
Oh no, wait. Per Wikipedia, he’s married to Ron Paul’s granddaughter. So Rand Paul’s niece.
Well, I thought he was married to HIS OWN grandaughter!
You know, Kentucky. 
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so.
Right wing asshole Nick Fuentes says he supports Individual 1 because he’s racist just like him.
Missouri Republicans back law making it illegal for women to leave the state to get an abortion.
…and she proposed this on International Women’s Day!
Isn’t that special!
I think that story mixes up Rand and Ron Paul a couple times.
How does this not restrict the right to travel?
But really, have you ever seen them in the same room at the same time?
Um… yeah.
I just see one guy looking in a mirror.
It’s one guy moving very quickly in time. Like an Olsen twin mixed with Dr. Who.
A Fugitive Abortion Act. Nice. Next up: a law declaring women should be counted as three-fifths of a fetus.
You’d think this was an Onion article. NOPE! Just another day in Idaho. Smoke 'em if you got’em!
Maybe they should have an abortion convoy?
FREEDOM!!